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Saturday, November 17, 2012

Bad Booking's Top Ten List of 'Attitude' Matches

It's been a while since I've been in the saddle making regular posts.

It's been even longer since I've made lists.

Time to make another one!

While I have done lists covering decades, I haven't made one that was dedicated to a particular era of the WWE.

That's about to change.

To celebrate the new WWE Home Video release of the Attitude Era, here we have a new list celebrating this storied time.

Just like how the Attitude Era shook up sports-entertainment, this seemingly normal countdown will have a twist. One of nearing Vince Russo-like proportions.

You see, this list isn't just about match quality, or what reviewers would say, “THAT'S A FIVE-STAR CLASSIC!”

In addition, the matches selected have to feel like they could have only been done in this period of time. The period where the crowds were consistently insane, the characters were across-the-board memorable, and the storylines had plot devices that left fans scratching their heads. Take that as both a positive and a negative. Most importantly, they are synonymous with how ‘business’ was done back in those times. 

Also, the matches have to take place in the era. For the sake of all argument, this period will be defined as starting on March 10th, 1997, the date where the whole RAW show had a major overhaul following a particularly disastrous episode the week before, and ending on April 1st, 2001, which of course was when WrestleMania X-Seven occurred.

Let's not waste any more time. If you're not down with that, I have two words for ya...

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10. Steel Cage Match for the WWE Championship: Sycho Sid © vs. Bret Hart, WWE RAW (3/17/97)

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This first entry is like that song from the classic 1966 movie “Sound of Music”.

We will start from the very beginning. A very good place to start!

This is only the second episode of RAW since the major overhaul. Right away, the tone set for ‘Attitude’ was reached right here.

At the start of the show, it was noted this match may or may not be for the title. Gorilla Monsoon stated that since Hart didn’t receive his proper rematch for the title yet, it had to be done before Undertaker would get his shot.

Let me break it down: Shawn Michaels vacated his WWE Championship after he lost smile. I still call bullshit. The following pay-per-view event had a Final Four match, which was born out of the controversial finish from the Royal Rumble match the month before. Originally a #1 contender match for the title at WrestleMania, it was now a WWE Championship match. Bret Hart became WWE Champion after lasting against Steve Austin, Undertaker, and Vader. Sycho Sid, who originally was the #1 contender for the title, fought Hart for the title the night after the PPV. He won after Austin beat the crap out of Hart. So here we are on the 17th of March, and we got a conundrum. Two matches on the WrestleMania 13 card depend on the outcome of this match: will the title either go to the Bret Hart and Steve Austin submission battle, or will it go to the battle of the monsters Undertaker and Sid?

For match quality, this was not amongst Bret Hart’s best work. It was probably amongst Sid’s best, but that’s like saying your dog’s shit smelled less than your neighbor’s.

As for the finish, it was nuts. Undertaker and Austin were creating all sorts of hell ringside. ‘Taker had the last say when he slammed the cage door right into Hart’s face, and that allowed Sid, Undertaker’s opponent for ‘Mania, to retain the WWE Championship. Austin looked on DEJECTED at this result.

Bret was more than dejected, and therefore he took the microphone.

What followed was an expletive-filled promo that defies the entity of time. Because RAW was live at that point, it was completely uncensored. The emotion was certainly ‘raw’, and was full of ‘attitude’ Bret Hart never had the balls to show before.

To make this even more explosive, all four men fought with each other. Shawn Michaels even made an appearance with a steel chair! Jim Ross was getting so hoarse in his voice you thought it was the big night itself!

This character bitterness would lead to one of the greatest matches in history, where Hart would make a bloody Austin pass out in pain at WrestleMania. Undertaker would ultimately win the title from Sid that same event. Ironically, the man who slammed the door into Hart’s face would ultimately have the last laugh and the title.

DVD’s: WWE The Best of RAW 15th Anniversary (note: the link takes you to an Evan Bourne shirt, but trust me: it’s for the DVD)

9. No Disqualification Match for the WWE Championship: The Rock © vs. ‘Stone Cold’ Steve Austin, WrestleMania X-Seven

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This is one of the only lists you’ll see where the beginning and the end are piled one right on top of the other.

This is also one of the only lists where you’ll see this matchup rank so low in the overall running.

If anything, this is probably the greatest title match in ‘Mania history!

The whole match felt like a goodbye kiss to the Attitude Era. It was non-stop in its brawling. It was non-stop in its brutality. The blood flowed early and often. To conclude, it even had a shocking ending Russo would have shit his pants over!

Even so, there were some reservations about the conclusion.

Directly after this match, for all intents and purposes, the inVasion happened. That will go down as one of the darker times in WWE history.

Also, no one wanted to see Austin turn heel. While it was Steve’s desire to do so, the television revolving around this wasn’t the best stuff of Austin’s career. I will say that the comedy stuff with Angle was deep-fried gold however.

To conclude, this match is like Billy Joel’s “Famous Last Words”. There may be words some other day, but for this time period, it’s time to say goodbye. Don’t go away yet, we still have eight spots to go on the countdown!

DVD’s: The History of the WWE Championship, Stone Cold Steve Austin - What?, The Legacy of Stone Cold Steve Austin, Stone Cold Steve Austin: The Bottom Line on the Most Popular Superstar of All Time 

8. Steel Cage Match: Vince McMahon vs. 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin, St. Valentine's Day Massacre (1999)

The introduction to this match is as hilariously confusing as the contest itself.

Vince McMahon won the 1999 Royal Rumble. It took a lot of ‘Corporate’ help, mainly The Rock, but the boss was able to go coast to coast in getting the win.

The night after on RAW, Vince was going to relinquish his title shot to help further The Rock. Or so he thought.

Cut to Steve Austin via Titantron in San Antonio. He looks plastered off his ass, which quite frankly is pretty much barred today. He says he’s going to WrestleMania, which stifles the Corporate team.

Cue in Shawn Michaels, the ever-present WWE Commissioner. Even at home!

Michaels states in the WWE rulebook that because McMahon forfeits his title shot, Austin is able to take that shot because he came in second.

Austin is up for a challenge, self-imposed: At the next event, he wants Vince’s ass in a cage. If Austin wins, he gets the title shot. If Vince wins, then, well, uh, I think the title shot goes to the Corporation or something like that.

The first nine minute or so of this match occur outside the cage, before the match even starts! Of course, the big bump with McMahon going through the table occurs. Vince legitimately broke his tailbone on the fall, and whether that affected the rest of the match I didn’t notice.

Once inside the cage, Austin is like the proverbial shark in the water. He makes McMahon bleed, and beats the holy high hell out of him.

McMahon has a ruse though.

Popping up from a hole in the ring comes Paul Wight. You might remember this guy as a 7’ ignoramus from WCW just the week before! Wight throws Austin against the cage, but it accidentally opens and gives the Rattlesnake the win!

This match is primarily on here because of the shocking way Paul Wight debuted. Most people dropped their jaws to the floor when they saw this monster, mainly because of the fact that Wight was on WCW just a few days before as The Giant. The debut felt like a more physical version of when Lex Luger appeared in WCW after just appearing with the WWE the night before. Since the internet was not as prevalent then as it is now, debuts like that legitimately shocked people, and that’s why this match is on the list.

DVD’s: McMahon, The Greatest Cage Matches of All Time

7. Three Stages of Hell: 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin vs. Triple H, No Way Out 2001

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Triple H and Steve Austin had an on-again, off-again feud since about 1996. Whether it was singles, DX, or even had a corporate undertone, these two were at each other’s throats!

The latter-half of 1999 saw Austin chase Triple H for the WWE Championship. During the Survivor Series PPV, which was supposed to have seen the holiest of all Attitude matches (Austin/Rock/HHH), Austin was run down in the parking lot. It turned out Rikishi was the driver, but Triple H was the impetus behind it.

These two men are indestructible. Austin survives getting run over. Triple H survived a crash landing of twenty feet to the ground upside down in a car. The two were even at the brim of destruction inside of a six-man Hell in the Cell match!

For all the unforgiving acts of brutality displayed, it all had to come to an end.

Thus enter Vince and the 3 Stages of Hell.

The match itself is simple yet complex. It’s a 2-out-of-3 Falls Match, with each fall depicting a different stipulation. Fall one was a regular singles match. Fall two was a Street Fight. Finally, fall three (if necessary) was to be contested inside of a steel cage.

What followed is a match that, well, there is a reason why I thought it was 2001 Match of the Year. Keep in mind that year had some GREAT matches.

However, even in the aura of Attitude, this shines high.

The long-arching storyline, topped with a match for the ages is something you’ll rarely see today. Even more so, there are rarely any blood feuds that fully envelop a fan’s interest from start to finish.

That one was definitely it!

DVDs: Stone Cold Steve Austin - What?, The Legacy of Stone Cold Steve Austin, Triple H - That Damn Good (The original pay per view sadly is only available on VHS in the United States. Europeans are lucky enough to have it in their Tagged Classics series.)

6. Street Fight Match for the WWE Championship: Triple H © vs. Cactus Jack, Royal Rumble 2000

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I have mentioned this match on frequently on this blog.

It’s 2000 Match of the Year.

Hell, I even did an in-depth review on the contest itself.

So why mention it again?

Mainly this match reeks of ‘Attitude’.

Both men were in prime physical form for the match. Foley actually took time off from the road to exercise and rehab, to make his already mythical Cactus Jack character seem more of a monster. Triple H was probably at his very best here, using his vast technical/brawling skills to their absolute zenith.

As for the feel of the match, it is about as close to a Death Match from Japan as you’ll ever get to in the WWE. To say it’s brutal is an understatement, and emotional even more so. Both men put their heart and soul into it, and the story told in bloodshed is more convincing than any story in a Twilight novel.

This match couldn’t have been done a few years before this, and it can’t be done now. Sure Foley would have these type matches with Edge and Randy Orton during the middle portion of the decade, but they still have to bow down to this one.

DVD’s: Mick Foley's Greatest Hits & Misses, Triple H - The Game, Triple H - That Damn Good, Royal Rumble 2000, Royal Rumble, The Complete Anthology

5. Ladder Match to conclude the T.I.T Invitational: Edge & Christian vs. The Hardy Boyz, No Mercy 1999

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Where this match ranks on the countdown might very well catch people off guard.

Literal five-star classics are ranked lower than this, and quite frankly this match feels tame in comparison to what was to come.

To quote The Hurricane, “WAZZ UP WIT DAT?”

As noted from the top of the article, this countdown isn’t just about match quality. It also has to be one with the era, and its impact has to be vast.

Therefore, this match earns its spot on the countdown right here.

While ladder matches had been done in the WWE prior to 1999, hell there were even a couple that year, this match was special.

There were no titles on the line, but it was for the managerial service of one busty Terri Runnels. $100,000 dollars doesn’t sound bad either, but it might very well be out of Goldust’s alimony checks. More importantly, there were four men in the ring whose careers were at that important “make it or break it” crossroads.

Like George Newman staring into a burning burger patty from UHF, the four men battling it out had imagination!

They put their bodies, their souls, their careers, and their lives on the line. Up to this point, double-team ladder maneuvers hadn’t been done in the United States professional wrestling mainstream. Daredevil moves that could have been individual high spots in other matches instead became glue to the overall flow.

These teams and their daredevil antics are one of the bountiful reasons why The Attitude Era became one of the greatest times in wrestling history. Every ladder match (including TLC’s) that followed owes some of their greatness to this match.

DVD’s: Hardy Boyz - Leap of Faith, The Ladder Match, Edge - A Decade of Decadence

4. WWE Championship: 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin © vs. Dude Love. Over the Edge 1998

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Talk about your jack of all trades matches.

This one is the epitome.

Stone Cold had been the target of Vince McMahon and The Corporation since probably mankind existed.

Well, not that Mick Foley ‘mankind’.

As a matter of fact, Mankind was tag team partners and champions with Austin the year before. Both men had been viewed as disposable by WCW. Boy wasn’t that a mistake!

When Austin and McMahon were due to have their big-time match in April of 1998 on RAW, one character stopped the madness with his quirky albeit lovable theme music.

Enter Dude Love.

It looked like he was going to attack McMahon, knowing that Love was always a babyface. Instead, he stuck his Mandible Claw inside AUSTIN! This aligned Love with the evil empire of McMahon, the Death Star of the WWE.

Love even got a corporate makeover. He had his teeth done, got himself a blue blazer (not Owen Hart as “The Blue Blazer”), and even shaved! This man was grooving big time, HAVE MERCY!

Pat Patterson, who had been doing ring introductions on this night in Milwaukee, intentionally didn’t do Austin’s opening. He felt Austin was a “beer-swilling fool, a loud-mouthed punk… and a BUM!” Glass shattered and that’s all what was needed.

To add even more intrigue, HERE COMES UNDERTAKER! He was legitimately sidelined with a broken foot, but he had an important role in the match anyway.

Oh, I forgot. I goofed. This was my 1998 Match of the Year!

Simply, this match had a great mix of technical wrestling, brawling, weapons, blood, and tomfoolery. Dude Love tried to win multiple times, but Undertaker sent McMahon’s minions straight to hell via some rough table chokeslam spots! Austin wins, and everyone is happy.

Attitude this was, and magic that may never be created again. The storyline on paper looked like the basic good guy and bad guy premise, but the characters portrayed mixed with an electric atmosphere made this match seemingly unforgettable.

DVD’s: Mick Foley's Greatest Hits & Misses - A Life in Wrestling (Hardcore Edition), Mick Foley: Hard Knocks & Cheap Pops, Stone Cold Steve Austin: The Bottom Line on the Most Popular Superstar of All Time

3. WWE Championship: Bret Hart © vs. Shawn Michaels, Survivor Series 1997

 

“Whoa Bad Booking. You just made a Montreal Screwjob post, and now you’re making this #2 on a ATTITUDE ERA MATCH COUNTDOWN?!?!?!? You’re one stupid son-of-a-bitch!”

Actually sir, let me explain myself.

Yes, I just made that post not too long ago, and quite frankly the material is still fresh in my mind. Hell, I even popped in the Hart/Michaels Rivalry Blu-ray the night I posted that sucker, so the stuff remained even more relevant in my mind.

The ramifications associated with this match however make it practically one with the Attitude.

Let’s start with one thing perfectly clear: Shawn Michaels was fully able to get away with consecrating a Canadian flag, while Chris Jericho well over a decade later was almost arrested for making fun of a Brazilian flag.

To prove my point even further, let’s mark this as the night kayfabe was stabbed forty times in a Canadian Forum with “And you also Vince” as the last words uttered by in-prime Bret Hart.

While I explain it more in depth in the article, I will note this: the fact such a fourth-wall breaking moment occurred, in ANY ERA, makes it something memorable. It can’t be replicated with any hint of authenticity, and Cornette’s Seven Year Rule is obliterated.

The legacy this match left behind, with legitimate raw bitterness, makes it a lock at this podium position.

DVD’s: The Best of WWE Confidential, Vol. 1, Greatest Rivalries - Shawn Michaels vs. Bret Hart [Blu-ray] (Blu-ray exclusive match)

 

2. WWE Championship: Triple H (c) vs. The Rock, Backlash 2000

THIS should have main evented WrestleMania 2000!

The Rock and Triple H have practically grown up together in the WWE. Hell, Triple H was technically in Rock’s first WWE match as a Survivor Series team member!

Through their early singles runs they battled.

Through their faction wars they battled it out.

Rock was a Corporate entity, and Triple H had to overcome the odds.

Now Triple H is the Corporate entity, and Rock has to now overcome those same odds.

Only this time, the coveted WWE Championship is on the line.

Triple H has some LOADED backup. You could say its… FULLY LOADED. There’s his wife Stephanie. His father-in-law Vince. Brother-in-law Shane, who was also picked as the referee. Hell, even the Stooges Pat Patterson and Gerald Brisco had a hand in on the action as well!

There is another wildcard in the mix, but more on him in a moment.

The grand majority of the match, Triple H is seemingly using the numbers game to his advantage. Even when not on the offense, Rock is always getting heckled by the referee and outside distraction. At one point, everyone and their mothers (well, maybe not the mother) come down to kick Rock’s head in.

Glass shatters!

What the fuck?

Yep, it’s Stone Cold!

A week after blowing up the DX Express, Austin is armed with a chair. FREE SHOTS FOR EVERYONE! Hell, he even got in a few headshots, which in today’s environment will net you a $2,000 fine per shot! After this goes down, Linda McMahon (see, the mother did something good) comes down with campaign advisor Senior Referee Earl Hebner to bring order back into the match. The Rock finally puts away The Game, and gets the title!

Austin greets Rock with a stare post-match, but ultimately toasts the title with a beer. #9 would happen nearly a year later.

For such a match, this feels right at home on the list. Mainly that ‘Corporate’ aspect where in an era where there were more shades of grey than softcore porn, everyone agreed these were selfish and greedy bad guys ready to get taken down. While the Attitude Era had lots of different original aspects of sports entertainment, the basics are always welcomed as well. It was just that this basic story was about as high as this era was going to go, all things considered.

DVD’s: The Rock: The Most Electrifying Man in Sports Entertainment

1. Hell in the Cell: Undertaker vs. Mankind, King of the Ring 1998

 

When I compiled the list for this countdown, there were dozens of matches ready for action. Amongst the 30+ entries for this entry, only one spot was claimed off the bat.

#1 and this Hell in the Cell was that spot.

This is the only match on the list whose notoriety reached well beyond the realm of sports-entertainment. Hogan and Andre from WrestleMania III may very well be the only match whose mainstream popularity overrides this one.

Like some other matches on this list, Hell in the Cell has been covered multiple times in different fashions.

Also like the other matches mentioned, there is another angle that could be taken on this, so here we go.

It was right around this time period where Undertaker’s character seemingly started to change. His benevolence was quickly turning into grey matter. He beat up heels and faces all along with amazing crowd reactions. Hell, Undertaker cut a in-character shoot promo in SWEATPANTS! The only character that had this luxury in recent times was Kane earlier this year in those therapy segments.

Mick Foley had quite the build himself. He was fired by Vince McMahon for not getting the job done at Over the Edge, but was quickly hired back after causing hell at the behest of Austin and Undertaker. He regularly threw himself out there waiting for that next big bump.

As noted in the OTE entry, Undertaker was still suffering with a broken foot. Mainly, the in-ring segments non-PPV were limited to chokeslams coupled with man-on-the-street beatdowns (like beating up Paul Bearer at his house).

The big day ensues, and we all know what happens. The match is essentially one big “HOLY SHIT” moment, where one big bump happens right after an another. Broken bones and stitches along the way!

Really quickly, it is easy why this match is #1 on an Attitude Era countdown. It’s relentlessly brutal, had a great story, wonderful crowd involvement, and further more, both men garnered more respect after the match. Further more, it couldn’t have been done in eras past, and the era we are currently in now. It’s a product of its time that still holds up.

DVD’s: Mick Foley's Greatest Hits & Misses - A Life in Wrestling (Hardcore Edition), Tombstone - The History of the Undertaker, Hell in a Cell - The Greatest Hell in a Cell Matches of All Time, The Best of King of the Ring

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CONCLUSION

This list took a lot of priming and debating.

The matches selected in this countdown had to feel like they could have only been done in this period of time. The period where the crowds were consistently insane, the characters were across-the-board memorable, and the storylines were full of wild twists and turns. Plus their lasting impact had to be measurable from the product that has followed since.

It was the era where the WWE came from damnation to vindication, securing a television audience that would override the challenge of the WCW juggernaut. While times may have changed, it’s never a bad thing to look back at the good times.

They will happen again…

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Thursday, August 9, 2012

The Top 5 Biggest Influences of Wrestling in the 1990s, Birthday Blog Post of 2012

(Author’s Note:In the last article, I mentioned I’d be doing a match to celebrate my birthday on the blog.

I was wrong.

Sometimes writers have that ‘developmental hell’, where pieces are started, but never finished. This originally was one of those articles, but after skimming it over, I thought it had potential. Here is the final result of that ‘hell’, and I will say this: I really love writing about this era.)

Although professional wrestling had a successful boom period in the 1980s, the decade that would soon follow would completely turn the business on its head.

Between multiple changes of the guard, new styles, and new ideas when it came to producing a product, the 1990s is a decade that quite frankly is one of the more creative entities in sports-entertainment history.

On this countdown, with no particular order of importance, we’ll all look at what made the 1990s such a happy, nostalgic, angry, ruthless, but nonetheless, passionate era.

While “the big three” (WWE, WCW, & ECW) are the major players in the story, the foundation of today was built during this time period. WWE may have ‘won’ the war so to speak, but it turns out the fans were the real winners in how the decade shaped up. So let’s not waste any more time, and let’s see how a whole business changed dramatically over the course of this time!

1. ‘Changing of the Guard’

Almost right out the gate, Wrestlemania VI in April of 1990 to be exact, this first reason sheds light. Hulk Hogan, the perennial WWE Champion of the 1980’s, just lost his title to the raging Ultimate Warrior. Although the reign would not be as fruitful as the ‘Immortal’ one, Warrior’s subsequent title win would mark the decade full of change and prosperity (but not before the shit hits the fan moments).

WCW also had it’s fair share of change. Starting with major corporation changes, it tried (and failed miserably) to pattern it’s darker material after the more kid-friendly WWE. DING DONG! Ted Turner wasn’t going to let this money-bleeder die sitting down, so in a meeting of the minds, he allowed Eric Bischoff to take charge and become the biggest game in town. This would end horribly after multiple screw-ups, on-screen and off. Those malfunctions allowed the WWE to steamroll momentum, and then purchase it’s main competition for pennies on the dollar.

Another sense of the guard changing can be from a previously outside source with a fresh sense of enthusiasm.

It can be something so new and in your face that even the big-wigs from multi-million dollar corporations have to stand up and notice.

Enter in Extreme Championship Wrestling!

Although it’s peak wouldn’t be until much later in the decade, ECW was a smaller-time wrestling promotion that relied on mainly no-nonsense atmosphere with some of the most passionate fans anyone could ever ask for.

Doesn’t help that the newly-instated blood ban in the big leagues made the liquid spill in Philadelphia that much more “shocking” either.

ECW however relied on its “kool-aid” in order to get further ahead. For example, ECW was the first of the big three to enlist major Mexican and Japanese stars in it’s promotion. Although the fans were “extremely smart”, they would be given an awakening in one or two matches with these insane performers. No weapons (for the most part) were needed, as the amazing technical displays were all that was needed.

Another example was that ECW was the first of the big three to rip open that proverbial “fourth wall”, and proceed to bust it down over and over again. Not insulting it’s fan base, the promotion would regularly make personal lives of the roster known. Who knew that Sabu had his neck legitimately broken, or who knew that Raven pissed off the fans so bad he had to apologize somewhat out-of-character? This was happening at a time where if a guy on WWE or WCW television was injured, they’d be written out of storyline because of a “convenient occurrence”.

While ECW will be featured prominently in this list, this is just a taste of how important this promotion would be.

To cap off this part of the chapter, it should also be noted that both WWE and WCW took ECW to their advantages. Both companies raided talent at different points, and even began to soften up strict programming policies with more violent tendencies. By the end of the 1990s, ECW was sadly starting to look like an imitator to the game it innovated. Paul Heyman wasn’t willing to change his ‘baby’ for the mainstream, and therefore ECW would die as a promotion that probably had the most promise to take down the big guys.

2. Steroids (Or lack thereof, but they’ll never completely go away.)

Back in the 1980’s, the World Wrestling Federation made physique an important concept in character creation.

Instead of men like The Crusher whose beer guts were practically synonymous with their alter ego, new blood like Road Warriors Hawk and Animal (yes I know they’re NWA at the time) were ripped, fresh, young, and primed with potential.

Of course getting that six-pack abs and the sick traps would mean getting a little extracurricular help.

Although not an entirely new phenomenon, the injections of anabolic steroids would undoubtedly be the biggest tool (in addition to regular workouts) in helping shape new/muscular bodies.

Instead of Nick Bockwinkel...

...We get WARRIYAH!!!!!

The shit would hit the fan soon enough on this craze.

The man in the WWE largely responsible for handling the injections, Dr. George T. Zahorian III, would be tailed by the federal government. This led to the doctor’s arrest, and a humiliating court case for the WWE. Between 1989-1994, the WWE had it’s name pretty much destroyed, while losing a lot of money with all-time low revenue.

As a direct result, the whole roster got “smaller”.

Heading the charge of talent would be Bret Hart, a 6’0” 230 pound Canadian who would usher in “The New Generation” in later 1992. In his wake, men like Shawn Michaels, chicken-legged Diesel (Kevin Nash), “fat-ass” Undertaker (as opposed to the skinner one that’s been in action for the last decade), amongst others, would grab the spotlight instead of men like Hogan, who jumped ship to WCW. Never mind the fact Hogan looked like an ass in federal court.

While steroids are always going to be a part of wrestling, at least the major crackdown in the 1990s led to “healthier” looking performers. The Wellness Policy WWE has in place today is an evolutionary stance on this belief, and there have been people suspended because of the juice (Orton, I’m looking at you!).

3. The Monday Night Wars

Wrestling on television is one area where the profession has really evolved over the years.

From your DuMont Channel bouts with Freddie Blassie to Jim Crockett’s NWA (National Wrestling Alliance) on TBS at 6:05, professional wrestling has always had a spot at the proverbial dinner table (I mean tube).

Most of the matches shown until the mid-1990’s where primarily bigger names going over jobbers. Very rarely were there epic title clashes shown on television, outside of big name programs like Saturday Night’s Main Event and Clash of the Champions. Those weekly programs were designed for character evolution and hyping the local market cards. 

The radical turn of history occurred when Eric Bischoff, pretty much the main guy in WCW on a whim and a prayer, was asked the question, “How do you combat WWE?” Bischoff’s response was to put themselves head-to-head with WWE on Mondays, because WWE had RAW. Turner gave the okay, and Bischoff went IMMEDIATELY to work.

On September 4th, 1995, at the Mall of America, Monday Night Nitro premiered on TNT to huge ratings. Ric Flair and Sting head-lined the show, but the major attraction would be the appearance of one Lex Luger.

Luger, who had been with the WWE since his stint in the fledging WBF (that crappy bodybuilding promotion that died off quick) in 1992, was in contract negotiations with Vince McMahon. Although Luger was with WWE the night before, the contract was never renewed, and therefore the big man showed up completely unannounced. This left the announcers dismayed, but the paying audience were in a frenzy!

This would the first amongst a series of bombshell/landmark moments for the fast-rising Nitro brand.

Between throwing out the “trash” (which would be Medusa chucking the WWE Woman’s Championship in the can on live air), and the formation of what would be the nWo , a refreshed WCW would soon take over the ratings from a stale WWE.

While it’s been said Vince was really close to losing his company, it’s also true that Vince decided to go where no man has boldly gone before.

With a little ‘Attitude’.

After a particularly disastrous episode of RAW from Europe in early 1997, which saw Owen Hart become European Champion in an epic match with Davey Boy Smith, Vince completely re-modeled the program. From the TitanTron, to the ring skirts, to the theme song (which was Marilyn Manson briefly before turning over to Thorn in Your Eye), and then right down to the script, RAW’s transformation became an edgier product.

It would be another year before fans would see the realization as WCW was still kicking ass and taking names, even if the show was a little repetitive.

April 13th, 1998 would be a massive turning point in the war. Stone Cold Steve Austin, former WCW wrestler who had been given a complete re-christening in WWE, was WWE Champion defending his title against one Vince McMahon, chairman of the board and boss to Mr. Austin. Although the contest would be marred by other activities, the sheer spectacle of it all gave a surging RAW it’s first win in the ratings since 1996.

With a few exceptions, like Goldberg’s title win and Ric Flair’s return, WWE would win just about every week until the end, which was 2001.

What REALLY cemented WCW’s burial was one fateful night in 1999, January the 4th to be exact.

During the Nitro broadcast, which was up against the taped product of WWE, Tony Schiavone was told by Eric Bischoff to announce to the WCW audience that Mick Foley, who had wrestled as Cactus Jack for the company, is going to win the WWE Championship on their broadcast. “That’s gonna put some butts in the seats,” Tony quipped, which was another forced line into the mic.

Sure WWE showed their broadcast, and Foley’s title win was glorious. A NO-DQ match per stipulation, it was a wild brawl. While Rock’s Corporation stable mangled with Foley’s supporting D-Generation X stable, Austin’s music hit and the place EXPLODED!

Watch for potential Wellness fines! Remember, 2K a chair shot to the skull!

Waffled with a chair shot, Rock was pinned and, “Daddy did it!” exclaimed the newly crowned albeit exhausted champion Foley.

Turn over to the WCW broadcast, which booked a last-minute title match with Kevin Nash (who beat Goldberg at Starrcade with help of a tazer gun-toting Scott Hall) and Hulk Hogan, who had only returned earlier that night.

 Both men looked ready to do battle, but did a fake-out to the crowd. Hogan finger-poked Nash, and therefore became new champion. Outraged and delirious, fans were sure never to see this promotion again and the ratings proved it.

Although the War would end in 2001, the way the conflict revolutionized television is still with us today.

For example, WWE’s production values are very high-class, where in 1995 it was somewhat low-budget. Also there are high-end main events every week, while beforehand you’d be lucky to see a big star squash a jobber just a few years before. It’s small, but very noticeable, in the grand scheme of things.

4. VINCE f’ing RUSSO

Okay, put down the pitchforks and sawed-off shotguns.

Long before Russo would be credited (along with Ed Ferrera) for killing WCW, Russo was just a magazine editor.

With an imagination!

Russo’s hand at writing in the WWE Magazine, under the pseudonym Vic Venom circa 1995 or so, was mainly featuring fantasy feud articles.

Apparently it caught the other Vince’s attention.

As a “reward”, or really trying to see what would stick, Vince (McMahon) gave Vince (Russo) and Ed the task of writing RAW in early 1997.

As noted before, the transformation would take time to see results, but what would result was glorious television.

Unlike the bland era of once before, this new colorful era would feature complex storylines (some of which didn’t make sense), swearing, sexual content, swerves, and other notables that eventually would all become trademarks under the Russo bandwagon.

D-X’s antics? Russo.

Kane and Undertaker’s feud, all the way from the beginning in 1997ish? Russo.

Beaver Cleavage? Russo.

Survivor Series 1998? Russo.

But with prime power comes prime responsibility.

The editing/molding of Vince McMahon helped Russo reign in the writer’s talents, and thus made Russo’s exaggerations a great tool for the tube.

In 1999 though, after being handed SMACKDOWN to his plate, Russo resigned from WWE and headed to the “greener pastures” of WCW.

Less said the better.

5. THE GIMMICKS

Perhaps the biggest evolutionary change of the 1990’s was perhaps how gimmicks, aka character traits, were handled.

At the start of the 90’s (and this is speaking strictly of the WWE), most men had a character and played to that character. Hogan was an All-American hero, Ultimate Warrior was a high-strung fanatic who believed in the power of the Gods above him, and Mr. Perfect was, well, PERFECT!

In the mid-1990’s, WWE TV was going down the tubes and creative tried to do something, well, creative.

These were some of the following gimmicks used in this time: a pirate (Jean-Pierre Lafitte), a garbage man (Duke Droese), MANTAUR, KWANG, a friar/flatulent rotund man (Mike Shaw, bless you sir), WHO, WHAT (oh wait, that’s later in 2001), and other men whose lives who would be laced with failed characters.

(I’ll save you by not posting videos of those hideous creations.)

In conjunction with ‘The Wars’, WWE’s program was under fire like it had never been before. While the storylines were picking up steam in later 1996, the characters were still just that, characters. Men had to portray whatever was in front of them.

Fast forward to later 1997, and ‘Blaze of Glory’ just happened. To those new to the business, that term is used to describe an infamous Shawn Michaels promo where he stuffed gauze down his pants and made somewhat-obscene gestures to Jim Ross, all the while setting up that GREAT Hell in the Cell encounter with Undertaker. Vince originally fined Shawn $10,000 for the endowed on-air display, but later reneged the penalty.

Instead, this ushered in another piece of ‘Attitude’. Now in addition to more violent matches and raunchier storylines, the character development changed dramatically. Instead of trying to clear-cut defined characters on a piece of paper, men were told just to act like themselves.

This led to New Age Outlaws telling your ass to call somebody, Edge being ‘Broody’, and Mick Foley (in any of his alter egos) owning everyone on the microphone with his world-class promo ability first seen in ECW.

 

 

And that’s before we get to Stone Cold Steve Austin and Triple H, who quite frankly, were starting to do their own thing before that promo took place.

While character gimmicks starting to take shape again in the mid-2000’s, it is important to note that of all the elements in the 1990’s that made that decade so special, the gimmicks may have had one of the more profound changes. Going from a concrete portrayal to acting like yourself allowed the men (and women for that matter) to display a personal side that mainly complimented the character while adding depth and charisma.

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CONCLUSION:

Although professional wrestling had a successful boom period in the 1980s, the decade that would soon follow would completely turn the business on its head.

Between multiple changes of the guard, new styles, and new ideas when it came to producing a product, the 1990s is a decade that quite frankly is one of the more creative entities in sports-entertainment history.

This article was a grand look back at some of the reasons why the 1990s were such a radical departure from the wrestling culture of the past. Chalk it up to imagination, competition, desperation, you name it. The landscape of wrestling forever changed in the 1990s thanks in small part to ‘keeping up with the times’.

HAPPY F’ING BIRTHDAY TO ME!

Thursday, June 28, 2012

Mick Foley Chucked Off Hell in the Cell 14 Years On

“With that one move, everything I had accomplished in my 13 years of wrestling had instantly become obsolete.”- Mick Foley from his ‘Greatest Hits and Misses’ DVD.
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This article you’re reading today is conjured up on the 14th anniversary of the most infamous match in WWE history.

It occurred at the 1998 King of the Ring at The Igloo in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania where Mick Foley as Mankind took on The Undertaker inside and outside of Hell in the Cell.

It’s one of those matches that most everyone loves because of the sheer bravery put forth by both men. Not just Foley, but both men.

And to think, this match shouldn’t have happened in the first place…

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In his initial autobiography ‘Have a Nice Day’, Foley described the events leading up to KOTR 1998 in great detail.

If you don’t own the book, then you MUST purchase this.

For the rest of you, this will be a summary of how this all played out.

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Mick was led to believe that his hot program with Steve Austin would continue on another month. It was supposed to be Austin fighting Foley inside the Cell with Mick being the Dude Love alter-ego.

A booking change led to Mickster getting a ring on the telephone. Instead of Foley getting another crack at Austin, it would be Kane getting the nod in a First Blood encounter. As a consolation prize, Mankind would face Undertaker.

Again.

Mick had numerous programs with Undertaker by this point, with as many matches on PPV to show for it. To Foley, this seemed like a rehash of an already past due occurrence. Add in Undertaker’s unhealed broken foot, and there was even more dread abound.

Foley in addition had the unfortunate luck to have Terry Funk as his travelling buddy. In a brainstorm of what to do in order to top the magnificent HBK/Taker match from the year before (read the recap of that sucker here), Funk gave Foley the idea to be chucked off the Cell.

Even Undertaker didn’t want to do this!!!

However, when the time came to calling, Undertaker and his broken foot scaled that Cell faster than the slowest man in Ward Melville High School.

In this opening sequence, a DANGEROUS piece of foreshadowing occurred as while walking on top of the Cell, both men nearly fell through because the ceiling gave. This got a loud gasp in Pittsburgh. None the wiser, both men went on truckin’.

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“What’s gonna happen here?”

“Undertaker’s fightin’ back, he’s fightin’ back! No doubt about it folks, and I don’t like it a damn bit!”

Jim Ross, with that as his expository, then utters the greatest call in wrestling history as Mick Foley made his leap of faith.

“GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY, GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY, THAT KILLED HIM! WITH GOD AS MY WITNESS, HE IS BROKEN IN HALF!”

The Igloo is hot with excitement, then went cold as ice when they realize, “Gee, the guy isn’t moving!”

It takes a while before Mankind’s wheels start to turn again. Meanwhile the crazy monster wants to go back up!

AND SO HE DOES!

Undertaker is more than happy to deliver some more punishment.

Only this time, the crescendo of this tightrope action leads to a climax of a chokeslam…

THROUGH THE FUCKING CAGE!

“WILL SOMEONE STOP THE DAMN MATCH,” cries Ross, who may or may not have suffered multiple heart attacks.

Terry Funk, as Terry Funk (and not Chainsaw Charlie), comes down to try to end this, but Undertaker chokes the Funker right out of his sneakers!

From this point on, everything else feels supplementary.

Undertaker blades, and this is hardly a footnote in this damn match.

Mankind gets a shiny present in the form of multiple thumbtack drops, but even THAT doesn’t deliver the initial shock value those two big bumps did.

Undertaker Tombstones Mankind into the canvas, and wins the war. Not a match or wrestling contest, but a WAR!

This is a match EVERYONE knows of and remembers. The shock value alone ranks it up there, but then the gall of these two to plow through the match with more injuries than multiple foreign disputes is a miracle in and of itself.

Leaving here today, I just want to thank Mick Foley and Undertaker for putting on a show that no one shall never dare to duplicate. It truly left a mark on this business, a mark that will never be touched.

Now for a moment of zen: the new Hall of Famer with the blogger himself!