Search The World!

Amazon

Amazon
Like FAST AND FREE 2-Day Shipping? Try Amazon Prime FREE for 30 Days by Clicking This Link Right Here! Thanks for your support! :)
Showing posts with label dvd. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dvd. Show all posts

Thursday, July 11, 2013

The WrestleCrap Tribute Post

Every now and then you’ll see a reference to the phenomenon in my work. It’s one of the reasons why I remain a fan of wrestling, even when the product becomes so drearily bad you want to stab yourself in the eyes with flaming hot daggers.

In actuality, the website celebrates the product that becomes so drearily bad you want to stab yourself in the eyes with flaming hot daggers.

Launched on April Fool’s Day 2000, that was the mission of the site. Founded by a Baer of a man, RD Reynolds set out to do what no else had been able to do successfully. He had his fair share of stumbles and struggles along the way, but over the last 13 years, the URL has been a safe haven for marks and wrestlers alike to kick back and chuckle at the failures of professional wrestling.

The inductions are the meat of the site. They range from a simplistic moment in time, to whole eras which can’t be taken back (aka: they ruined the company).

Every year the ‘Crappers take time out to decide The Gooker. Not unlike the Academy Awards for motion pictures and the Grammies for music, Gooker is a symbol of anti-excellence in the field of sports-entertainment for the year. Winners have ranged from Diva Searches, to The Invasion, or just flat out Eddiesploitation. Yes, that is a word! While the nominees all get inducted in due time, just the sheer vitriol flung at the winner reminds us that not only can we endure some real crap, but at least it can be “cherished” in time.

While the heart of the inductions is the staying power of this website, many other sub-plots to the URL contribute varying forms of entertainment as well!

“It Came from YouTube” is the part of the site where you want to roll your eyes. Yes, million/billion dollar corporations had the gall for men to fight over turkeys and for Adam West to wrestle in a track suit!

Whatever you buy, it can’t be as bad as the Katie Vick outfit from “Someone Bought This”. WWE-branded ties are pretty close I imagine.

Ever wanted to see quality armchair quarterbacking? Go read some “ReWriting The Book”!

Celebrate the jobbers who make the stars look good in “Jobber of the Week!”  Yes, Mr. X should be on every wrestling card losing their match in SECONDS!

Even newer segments, like “The Meme Event” and “The Headlies” make sense on a page like this. Brilliant sarcasm win the day every time, and it’s no exception here.

Before you read onto the next portion of this article….

…do me a favor.

Please click on the link, rightchere, to go to Wrestlecrap.com. The site as it stands has a always-wealthy supply of original content as mentioned/written by RD and a band of merry scribes (such as Blade Braxton, Justin Henry, Paul Kraft, and others). In addition, there are many discs you MUST purchase. Shoots, career retrospectives, archives, and roasts, OH MY!

PLUS THEY HAVE BOOKS! WrestleCrap: The Very Worst of Pro Wrestling was RD’s first book in 2003, and the title explains itself. Hilariously enlightening read, even if it does need a slight refreshening (tsk tsk). Next up is RD’s co-collaboration with Bryan Alvarez on the definitive tome on The Death of WCW. It reads easy but very sadly too because you’d never expect a promotion like WCW, with the backing it had, to go belly up. Lastly, for now that is, is the book RD and Blade wrote entitled The WrestleCrap Book of Lists! Ever wanted to know the crimes Undertaker would be arrested for while knowing what the most generic hometowns of wrestlers are? That book is the solution for all your needs!

Now that you’re done exploring the wonders of the written works, its time to explore the inexplicably wonderful auditory assault perpetrated by a infamous podcast known as WrestleCrap Radio.

Debuting to the world on August 12th, 2005, RD Reynolds began the inaugural show by profusely apologizing to his legion of twelve listeners.

Not because the show didn’t go off without a hitch, but because he wasn’t sure about how his co-hort Blade Braxton would function. The guy had to be called six times to wake up! When Blade did wake up, they proceeded to go on with a show that would later become synonymous with ‘jumping the shark’. Because when I think of pro wrestling, I think of Bea Arthur and the “impending death” of Don Knotts.

While some episodes had a “Smokey and the Bandit/Stroker Ace” effect, they all had one thing in common: FUN. And oodles of it!

Whether it was discussions of alien ham, Big Lots rotten gummy bears, crazy people on Black Friday (some of my favorite all-time moments were from those episodes), Stubby the Hobo Dummy, IDIOTS IN CARS, Cinco de Mayo, Mike Check & the Poughkeepsie Market, Angry Jim Ross feeling incompetent sexually, or just reflections on “the tranny” (code speak for former Diva Ashley), these two jaw-jackers made entertaining radio podcasting look easy to execute. It makes any good day better, and bad days easier to go through. It was great knowing that you’re never more than a click or two away from some serious gut-busting laughing. Plus you get some Obscure Wrestling News, some story times from various cohorts, and Blade even wraps up the week in wrestling with fifteen syllables known as a haiku (that DOES NOT COME WITH CROWN AS ILLUSTRATED!). Somehow, I feel like I didn’t even scratch the surface on what the show has to offer…

If you haven’t thought about purchasing those archive discs yet, which feature just about every episode of WrestleCrap Radio, then watch these nuggets of gold first:

Good ol’ King Pedophile!
This should take off as a full-fledged internet meme!

Then go to what I call WCR-reincarnate, The RD & Blade Show! Feels like WCR without the segments, but still has the spirit of the original premise that made them “famous”. Because of the hectic schedules of both men, the episode count isn’t exactly meteoric, so a long day or two could easily catch you up!

That being said, there is only one way I can definitively end this post:

“What, (enter famous celebrity here) died? I didn’t even know (he/she/it) was sick!?!?!” (cue Krankor laugh)

 

 

Saturday, November 17, 2012

Bad Booking's Top Ten List of 'Attitude' Matches

It's been a while since I've been in the saddle making regular posts.

It's been even longer since I've made lists.

Time to make another one!

While I have done lists covering decades, I haven't made one that was dedicated to a particular era of the WWE.

That's about to change.

To celebrate the new WWE Home Video release of the Attitude Era, here we have a new list celebrating this storied time.

Just like how the Attitude Era shook up sports-entertainment, this seemingly normal countdown will have a twist. One of nearing Vince Russo-like proportions.

You see, this list isn't just about match quality, or what reviewers would say, “THAT'S A FIVE-STAR CLASSIC!”

In addition, the matches selected have to feel like they could have only been done in this period of time. The period where the crowds were consistently insane, the characters were across-the-board memorable, and the storylines had plot devices that left fans scratching their heads. Take that as both a positive and a negative. Most importantly, they are synonymous with how ‘business’ was done back in those times. 

Also, the matches have to take place in the era. For the sake of all argument, this period will be defined as starting on March 10th, 1997, the date where the whole RAW show had a major overhaul following a particularly disastrous episode the week before, and ending on April 1st, 2001, which of course was when WrestleMania X-Seven occurred.

Let's not waste any more time. If you're not down with that, I have two words for ya...

_________________________________________________

10. Steel Cage Match for the WWE Championship: Sycho Sid © vs. Bret Hart, WWE RAW (3/17/97)

hartsidmatch

This first entry is like that song from the classic 1966 movie “Sound of Music”.

We will start from the very beginning. A very good place to start!

This is only the second episode of RAW since the major overhaul. Right away, the tone set for ‘Attitude’ was reached right here.

At the start of the show, it was noted this match may or may not be for the title. Gorilla Monsoon stated that since Hart didn’t receive his proper rematch for the title yet, it had to be done before Undertaker would get his shot.

Let me break it down: Shawn Michaels vacated his WWE Championship after he lost smile. I still call bullshit. The following pay-per-view event had a Final Four match, which was born out of the controversial finish from the Royal Rumble match the month before. Originally a #1 contender match for the title at WrestleMania, it was now a WWE Championship match. Bret Hart became WWE Champion after lasting against Steve Austin, Undertaker, and Vader. Sycho Sid, who originally was the #1 contender for the title, fought Hart for the title the night after the PPV. He won after Austin beat the crap out of Hart. So here we are on the 17th of March, and we got a conundrum. Two matches on the WrestleMania 13 card depend on the outcome of this match: will the title either go to the Bret Hart and Steve Austin submission battle, or will it go to the battle of the monsters Undertaker and Sid?

For match quality, this was not amongst Bret Hart’s best work. It was probably amongst Sid’s best, but that’s like saying your dog’s shit smelled less than your neighbor’s.

As for the finish, it was nuts. Undertaker and Austin were creating all sorts of hell ringside. ‘Taker had the last say when he slammed the cage door right into Hart’s face, and that allowed Sid, Undertaker’s opponent for ‘Mania, to retain the WWE Championship. Austin looked on DEJECTED at this result.

Bret was more than dejected, and therefore he took the microphone.

What followed was an expletive-filled promo that defies the entity of time. Because RAW was live at that point, it was completely uncensored. The emotion was certainly ‘raw’, and was full of ‘attitude’ Bret Hart never had the balls to show before.

To make this even more explosive, all four men fought with each other. Shawn Michaels even made an appearance with a steel chair! Jim Ross was getting so hoarse in his voice you thought it was the big night itself!

This character bitterness would lead to one of the greatest matches in history, where Hart would make a bloody Austin pass out in pain at WrestleMania. Undertaker would ultimately win the title from Sid that same event. Ironically, the man who slammed the door into Hart’s face would ultimately have the last laugh and the title.

DVD’s: WWE The Best of RAW 15th Anniversary (note: the link takes you to an Evan Bourne shirt, but trust me: it’s for the DVD)

9. No Disqualification Match for the WWE Championship: The Rock © vs. ‘Stone Cold’ Steve Austin, WrestleMania X-Seven

rockaustincars

This is one of the only lists you’ll see where the beginning and the end are piled one right on top of the other.

This is also one of the only lists where you’ll see this matchup rank so low in the overall running.

If anything, this is probably the greatest title match in ‘Mania history!

The whole match felt like a goodbye kiss to the Attitude Era. It was non-stop in its brawling. It was non-stop in its brutality. The blood flowed early and often. To conclude, it even had a shocking ending Russo would have shit his pants over!

Even so, there were some reservations about the conclusion.

Directly after this match, for all intents and purposes, the inVasion happened. That will go down as one of the darker times in WWE history.

Also, no one wanted to see Austin turn heel. While it was Steve’s desire to do so, the television revolving around this wasn’t the best stuff of Austin’s career. I will say that the comedy stuff with Angle was deep-fried gold however.

To conclude, this match is like Billy Joel’s “Famous Last Words”. There may be words some other day, but for this time period, it’s time to say goodbye. Don’t go away yet, we still have eight spots to go on the countdown!

DVD’s: The History of the WWE Championship, Stone Cold Steve Austin - What?, The Legacy of Stone Cold Steve Austin, Stone Cold Steve Austin: The Bottom Line on the Most Popular Superstar of All Time 

8. Steel Cage Match: Vince McMahon vs. 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin, St. Valentine's Day Massacre (1999)

The introduction to this match is as hilariously confusing as the contest itself.

Vince McMahon won the 1999 Royal Rumble. It took a lot of ‘Corporate’ help, mainly The Rock, but the boss was able to go coast to coast in getting the win.

The night after on RAW, Vince was going to relinquish his title shot to help further The Rock. Or so he thought.

Cut to Steve Austin via Titantron in San Antonio. He looks plastered off his ass, which quite frankly is pretty much barred today. He says he’s going to WrestleMania, which stifles the Corporate team.

Cue in Shawn Michaels, the ever-present WWE Commissioner. Even at home!

Michaels states in the WWE rulebook that because McMahon forfeits his title shot, Austin is able to take that shot because he came in second.

Austin is up for a challenge, self-imposed: At the next event, he wants Vince’s ass in a cage. If Austin wins, he gets the title shot. If Vince wins, then, well, uh, I think the title shot goes to the Corporation or something like that.

The first nine minute or so of this match occur outside the cage, before the match even starts! Of course, the big bump with McMahon going through the table occurs. Vince legitimately broke his tailbone on the fall, and whether that affected the rest of the match I didn’t notice.

Once inside the cage, Austin is like the proverbial shark in the water. He makes McMahon bleed, and beats the holy high hell out of him.

McMahon has a ruse though.

Popping up from a hole in the ring comes Paul Wight. You might remember this guy as a 7’ ignoramus from WCW just the week before! Wight throws Austin against the cage, but it accidentally opens and gives the Rattlesnake the win!

This match is primarily on here because of the shocking way Paul Wight debuted. Most people dropped their jaws to the floor when they saw this monster, mainly because of the fact that Wight was on WCW just a few days before as The Giant. The debut felt like a more physical version of when Lex Luger appeared in WCW after just appearing with the WWE the night before. Since the internet was not as prevalent then as it is now, debuts like that legitimately shocked people, and that’s why this match is on the list.

DVD’s: McMahon, The Greatest Cage Matches of All Time

7. Three Stages of Hell: 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin vs. Triple H, No Way Out 2001

haus1haus2haus3 

Triple H and Steve Austin had an on-again, off-again feud since about 1996. Whether it was singles, DX, or even had a corporate undertone, these two were at each other’s throats!

The latter-half of 1999 saw Austin chase Triple H for the WWE Championship. During the Survivor Series PPV, which was supposed to have seen the holiest of all Attitude matches (Austin/Rock/HHH), Austin was run down in the parking lot. It turned out Rikishi was the driver, but Triple H was the impetus behind it.

These two men are indestructible. Austin survives getting run over. Triple H survived a crash landing of twenty feet to the ground upside down in a car. The two were even at the brim of destruction inside of a six-man Hell in the Cell match!

For all the unforgiving acts of brutality displayed, it all had to come to an end.

Thus enter Vince and the 3 Stages of Hell.

The match itself is simple yet complex. It’s a 2-out-of-3 Falls Match, with each fall depicting a different stipulation. Fall one was a regular singles match. Fall two was a Street Fight. Finally, fall three (if necessary) was to be contested inside of a steel cage.

What followed is a match that, well, there is a reason why I thought it was 2001 Match of the Year. Keep in mind that year had some GREAT matches.

However, even in the aura of Attitude, this shines high.

The long-arching storyline, topped with a match for the ages is something you’ll rarely see today. Even more so, there are rarely any blood feuds that fully envelop a fan’s interest from start to finish.

That one was definitely it!

DVDs: Stone Cold Steve Austin - What?, The Legacy of Stone Cold Steve Austin, Triple H - That Damn Good (The original pay per view sadly is only available on VHS in the United States. Europeans are lucky enough to have it in their Tagged Classics series.)

6. Street Fight Match for the WWE Championship: Triple H © vs. Cactus Jack, Royal Rumble 2000

vlcsnap-2081856 

I have mentioned this match on frequently on this blog.

It’s 2000 Match of the Year.

Hell, I even did an in-depth review on the contest itself.

So why mention it again?

Mainly this match reeks of ‘Attitude’.

Both men were in prime physical form for the match. Foley actually took time off from the road to exercise and rehab, to make his already mythical Cactus Jack character seem more of a monster. Triple H was probably at his very best here, using his vast technical/brawling skills to their absolute zenith.

As for the feel of the match, it is about as close to a Death Match from Japan as you’ll ever get to in the WWE. To say it’s brutal is an understatement, and emotional even more so. Both men put their heart and soul into it, and the story told in bloodshed is more convincing than any story in a Twilight novel.

This match couldn’t have been done a few years before this, and it can’t be done now. Sure Foley would have these type matches with Edge and Randy Orton during the middle portion of the decade, but they still have to bow down to this one.

DVD’s: Mick Foley's Greatest Hits & Misses, Triple H - The Game, Triple H - That Damn Good, Royal Rumble 2000, Royal Rumble, The Complete Anthology

5. Ladder Match to conclude the T.I.T Invitational: Edge & Christian vs. The Hardy Boyz, No Mercy 1999

double 

Where this match ranks on the countdown might very well catch people off guard.

Literal five-star classics are ranked lower than this, and quite frankly this match feels tame in comparison to what was to come.

To quote The Hurricane, “WAZZ UP WIT DAT?”

As noted from the top of the article, this countdown isn’t just about match quality. It also has to be one with the era, and its impact has to be vast.

Therefore, this match earns its spot on the countdown right here.

While ladder matches had been done in the WWE prior to 1999, hell there were even a couple that year, this match was special.

There were no titles on the line, but it was for the managerial service of one busty Terri Runnels. $100,000 dollars doesn’t sound bad either, but it might very well be out of Goldust’s alimony checks. More importantly, there were four men in the ring whose careers were at that important “make it or break it” crossroads.

Like George Newman staring into a burning burger patty from UHF, the four men battling it out had imagination!

They put their bodies, their souls, their careers, and their lives on the line. Up to this point, double-team ladder maneuvers hadn’t been done in the United States professional wrestling mainstream. Daredevil moves that could have been individual high spots in other matches instead became glue to the overall flow.

These teams and their daredevil antics are one of the bountiful reasons why The Attitude Era became one of the greatest times in wrestling history. Every ladder match (including TLC’s) that followed owes some of their greatness to this match.

DVD’s: Hardy Boyz - Leap of Faith, The Ladder Match, Edge - A Decade of Decadence

4. WWE Championship: 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin © vs. Dude Love. Over the Edge 1998

aulove

Talk about your jack of all trades matches.

This one is the epitome.

Stone Cold had been the target of Vince McMahon and The Corporation since probably mankind existed.

Well, not that Mick Foley ‘mankind’.

As a matter of fact, Mankind was tag team partners and champions with Austin the year before. Both men had been viewed as disposable by WCW. Boy wasn’t that a mistake!

When Austin and McMahon were due to have their big-time match in April of 1998 on RAW, one character stopped the madness with his quirky albeit lovable theme music.

Enter Dude Love.

It looked like he was going to attack McMahon, knowing that Love was always a babyface. Instead, he stuck his Mandible Claw inside AUSTIN! This aligned Love with the evil empire of McMahon, the Death Star of the WWE.

Love even got a corporate makeover. He had his teeth done, got himself a blue blazer (not Owen Hart as “The Blue Blazer”), and even shaved! This man was grooving big time, HAVE MERCY!

Pat Patterson, who had been doing ring introductions on this night in Milwaukee, intentionally didn’t do Austin’s opening. He felt Austin was a “beer-swilling fool, a loud-mouthed punk… and a BUM!” Glass shattered and that’s all what was needed.

To add even more intrigue, HERE COMES UNDERTAKER! He was legitimately sidelined with a broken foot, but he had an important role in the match anyway.

Oh, I forgot. I goofed. This was my 1998 Match of the Year!

Simply, this match had a great mix of technical wrestling, brawling, weapons, blood, and tomfoolery. Dude Love tried to win multiple times, but Undertaker sent McMahon’s minions straight to hell via some rough table chokeslam spots! Austin wins, and everyone is happy.

Attitude this was, and magic that may never be created again. The storyline on paper looked like the basic good guy and bad guy premise, but the characters portrayed mixed with an electric atmosphere made this match seemingly unforgettable.

DVD’s: Mick Foley's Greatest Hits & Misses - A Life in Wrestling (Hardcore Edition), Mick Foley: Hard Knocks & Cheap Pops, Stone Cold Steve Austin: The Bottom Line on the Most Popular Superstar of All Time

3. WWE Championship: Bret Hart © vs. Shawn Michaels, Survivor Series 1997

 

“Whoa Bad Booking. You just made a Montreal Screwjob post, and now you’re making this #2 on a ATTITUDE ERA MATCH COUNTDOWN?!?!?!? You’re one stupid son-of-a-bitch!”

Actually sir, let me explain myself.

Yes, I just made that post not too long ago, and quite frankly the material is still fresh in my mind. Hell, I even popped in the Hart/Michaels Rivalry Blu-ray the night I posted that sucker, so the stuff remained even more relevant in my mind.

The ramifications associated with this match however make it practically one with the Attitude.

Let’s start with one thing perfectly clear: Shawn Michaels was fully able to get away with consecrating a Canadian flag, while Chris Jericho well over a decade later was almost arrested for making fun of a Brazilian flag.

To prove my point even further, let’s mark this as the night kayfabe was stabbed forty times in a Canadian Forum with “And you also Vince” as the last words uttered by in-prime Bret Hart.

While I explain it more in depth in the article, I will note this: the fact such a fourth-wall breaking moment occurred, in ANY ERA, makes it something memorable. It can’t be replicated with any hint of authenticity, and Cornette’s Seven Year Rule is obliterated.

The legacy this match left behind, with legitimate raw bitterness, makes it a lock at this podium position.

DVD’s: The Best of WWE Confidential, Vol. 1, Greatest Rivalries - Shawn Michaels vs. Bret Hart [Blu-ray] (Blu-ray exclusive match)

 

2. WWE Championship: Triple H (c) vs. The Rock, Backlash 2000

THIS should have main evented WrestleMania 2000!

The Rock and Triple H have practically grown up together in the WWE. Hell, Triple H was technically in Rock’s first WWE match as a Survivor Series team member!

Through their early singles runs they battled.

Through their faction wars they battled it out.

Rock was a Corporate entity, and Triple H had to overcome the odds.

Now Triple H is the Corporate entity, and Rock has to now overcome those same odds.

Only this time, the coveted WWE Championship is on the line.

Triple H has some LOADED backup. You could say its… FULLY LOADED. There’s his wife Stephanie. His father-in-law Vince. Brother-in-law Shane, who was also picked as the referee. Hell, even the Stooges Pat Patterson and Gerald Brisco had a hand in on the action as well!

There is another wildcard in the mix, but more on him in a moment.

The grand majority of the match, Triple H is seemingly using the numbers game to his advantage. Even when not on the offense, Rock is always getting heckled by the referee and outside distraction. At one point, everyone and their mothers (well, maybe not the mother) come down to kick Rock’s head in.

Glass shatters!

What the fuck?

Yep, it’s Stone Cold!

A week after blowing up the DX Express, Austin is armed with a chair. FREE SHOTS FOR EVERYONE! Hell, he even got in a few headshots, which in today’s environment will net you a $2,000 fine per shot! After this goes down, Linda McMahon (see, the mother did something good) comes down with campaign advisor Senior Referee Earl Hebner to bring order back into the match. The Rock finally puts away The Game, and gets the title!

Austin greets Rock with a stare post-match, but ultimately toasts the title with a beer. #9 would happen nearly a year later.

For such a match, this feels right at home on the list. Mainly that ‘Corporate’ aspect where in an era where there were more shades of grey than softcore porn, everyone agreed these were selfish and greedy bad guys ready to get taken down. While the Attitude Era had lots of different original aspects of sports entertainment, the basics are always welcomed as well. It was just that this basic story was about as high as this era was going to go, all things considered.

DVD’s: The Rock: The Most Electrifying Man in Sports Entertainment

1. Hell in the Cell: Undertaker vs. Mankind, King of the Ring 1998

 

When I compiled the list for this countdown, there were dozens of matches ready for action. Amongst the 30+ entries for this entry, only one spot was claimed off the bat.

#1 and this Hell in the Cell was that spot.

This is the only match on the list whose notoriety reached well beyond the realm of sports-entertainment. Hogan and Andre from WrestleMania III may very well be the only match whose mainstream popularity overrides this one.

Like some other matches on this list, Hell in the Cell has been covered multiple times in different fashions.

Also like the other matches mentioned, there is another angle that could be taken on this, so here we go.

It was right around this time period where Undertaker’s character seemingly started to change. His benevolence was quickly turning into grey matter. He beat up heels and faces all along with amazing crowd reactions. Hell, Undertaker cut a in-character shoot promo in SWEATPANTS! The only character that had this luxury in recent times was Kane earlier this year in those therapy segments.

Mick Foley had quite the build himself. He was fired by Vince McMahon for not getting the job done at Over the Edge, but was quickly hired back after causing hell at the behest of Austin and Undertaker. He regularly threw himself out there waiting for that next big bump.

As noted in the OTE entry, Undertaker was still suffering with a broken foot. Mainly, the in-ring segments non-PPV were limited to chokeslams coupled with man-on-the-street beatdowns (like beating up Paul Bearer at his house).

The big day ensues, and we all know what happens. The match is essentially one big “HOLY SHIT” moment, where one big bump happens right after an another. Broken bones and stitches along the way!

Really quickly, it is easy why this match is #1 on an Attitude Era countdown. It’s relentlessly brutal, had a great story, wonderful crowd involvement, and further more, both men garnered more respect after the match. Further more, it couldn’t have been done in eras past, and the era we are currently in now. It’s a product of its time that still holds up.

DVD’s: Mick Foley's Greatest Hits & Misses - A Life in Wrestling (Hardcore Edition), Tombstone - The History of the Undertaker, Hell in a Cell - The Greatest Hell in a Cell Matches of All Time, The Best of King of the Ring

_________________________________________________

CONCLUSION

This list took a lot of priming and debating.

The matches selected in this countdown had to feel like they could have only been done in this period of time. The period where the crowds were consistently insane, the characters were across-the-board memorable, and the storylines were full of wild twists and turns. Plus their lasting impact had to be measurable from the product that has followed since.

It was the era where the WWE came from damnation to vindication, securing a television audience that would override the challenge of the WCW juggernaut. While times may have changed, it’s never a bad thing to look back at the good times.

They will happen again…

_________________________________________________

P.S: If you like what you see here, please check out another site my posts frequently appear on: MARKS. They’re a great bunch of guys (and a few ladies), and they’re as passionate about the product as any fans today.

Please help the blog and purchase from my Amazon links! SmileHappy Thanksgiving! If you want to read something I don’t normally delve on, look at Alton Brown and his Good Eats special from 1999!

 

Friday, August 3, 2012

CM Punk Is NOT The Bad Guy!

(‘EY YOO!)

When CM Punk attacked The Rock on RAW 1000, I was actually cheering for the Second City Saint.

While much has been talked about on WWE television concerning the manner, there is one part of the angle that hasn’t been discussed yet, and quite honestly I’m shocked.

Let’s watch the ‘initial’ pipe-bomb of Punk’s again:

The video above cuts to the point (or 4:50 if it botches) where Punk mentions how Dwayne (Johnson) is in the main event of Wrestlemania for 2012, and he isn’t. A dangerous little bit of foreshadowing for sure, and it doesn’t help that Punk actually defended the WWE Championship on that particular program.

Let’s all get back to RAW 1000, shall we?

CM Punk enters the ring after Daniel Bryan got dumped at the altar. How ‘bout that AJ has General Manager of RAW, eh? Anyways, Punk tells Bryan that yeah, you got stood up, get the hell out of my ring because I’m the best. Bryan then notes how he is the best and out comes Rock. Rock badmouths Bryan, and then gives him a wedding present (aka Rock Bottom).

This all happens while Punk stands in the background as a passerby. As WWE Champion no less.

So where I see the next few months is this: Punk defends the title at SummerSlam against Big Show and John Cena, where he is the tweener. Punk will be a tweener for the summer plus fall, and only be a heel temporarily for the Rock angle. Kind of like Shawn Michaels in 2005 with Hogan’s story, only to be turned face again by Chris Masters.

This is one of those rare times where though the crowd will ultimately decide the deposition of a particular character, I’m going to state again I agree with CM Punk.

Imagine being one of the hardest working men, year in and year out. Accolades are plentiful, and the gimmick infectious. Somehow, you get upstaged by a guy who quite frankly only comes in for the infrequent pop? And he gets a bigger piece of the poontang pie than you? (Bret Hart must be thinking, yeah, this is what Hogan did to me!) Punk has every right to be upset, and in continuity to the pipe bomb, I hope he kicks Rock’s ass at the Rumble.

_________________________________________________

DVD Corner

There are two major pre-orders available that are sure to be must-buys.

The first up for grabs is CM Punk: Best in the World. This collection (3 discs for DVD, 2 for Blu-ray) features a nearly two-hour documentary on the life and career of one Phil Brooks (no relation to anti-Straight Edge Roaster Foster Brooks). A teaser trailer released not too long ago had interviews by many people not normally seen on compilations, like Curt Hawkins and COLT CABANA! In addition, there are multiple bonus matches that span Punk’s relatively short time in WWE, ranging from OVW to his soon-to-be legendary match with Bryan at Over the Limit. Here’s a list of what to expect on the set, courtesy of Amazon.com:

Disc 1
A New Day
Spaceboy
Backyard Fame
Taking to the Road
Launching Pad
Constantly Learning
Dark Cloud
Not The Prototype
Outcast Champion
Having Fun
A Challenge
Saving Society
Frustrated Beyond Belief
Hometown High-Pressured Situation
The MAN
Special Features
High School Sports
CM Punk - The Name
Scull Fracture
OVW vs. Albright
From Extra to Champion
December to Dismember
The Hat
"The Most Insulting Thing You Could Say To Me"
A Conversation with Liars
Title in the Fridge
Natalie's T-Shirt
"Teenage Anarchist"

Disc 2
Finals Match in the OVW World Heavyweight Tournament
Brent Albright vs. CM Punk
OVW 3/1/06
CM Punk's WWE in Ring Debut vs. Justin Credible
ECW 8/1/06
ECW Championship Last Chance Match
CM Punk vs. John Morrison
ECW 9/4/07
Money in the Bank Ladder Match
Wrestlemania 24
World Tag Team Championship Match
CM Punk and Kofi Kingston vs. Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase
RAW 10/27/08
No DQ Match for IC Championship
CM Punk vs. William Regal
RAW 1/19/09


Disc 3
TLC Match for World Heavyweight Championship
CM Punk vs. Jeff Hardy
Summerslam 2009
CM Punk's Hair vs. Rey Mysterio Joining SES
CM Punk vs. Rey Mysterio
Over the Limit 2010
WWE Championship Match
CM Punk vs. John Cena
Money in the Bank 2011
WWE Championship Match
CM Punk vs. Chris Jericho
Wrestlemania 28
WWE Championship Match
CM Punk vs. Daniel Bryan
Over the Limit 2012
Blu-Ray Extras
No plan B
Saxophone
Easter Greeting
Chicken Wings and Apple Pie
Most Recognizable Tattoo
Fish Tattoo
Traveling with Ace
No Microphone
ECW Arena Match
Hanging with Eddie Guerrero
Trainer
Driving Away With the Title
Wrestling Camp
"They're Gonna Hate Me"
Six People, 1 Room
I'm a Paul Heyman guy
The Marathon
@CMPunk
The Bus Tour
Kofi's Challenge
Wrestlemania Day
A Day at the Ball Field
True Respect
Finals Match in the IC Championship Tournament
CM Punk vs. Rey Mysterio
Armageddon 2008

While the matches may leave people wanting, the documentary is a sure-fire draw. If this is even half as good as Stone Cold’s, The Rock’s, Shawn Michaels’, or ECW’s, you’re in for a treat!

The second option available maybe a retread, but a very worthy one. Brock Lesnar: Here Comes the Pain was a documentary originally produced in 2003, when Brockamania was at its peak. Now with his return to the WWE, Brock’s career is being touched up on. There is going to be about a half hour worth of additional footage added to the existing piece, making this more comprehensive than last time. While extra matches have yet to be announced, do not be surprised if a lot of Smackdown matches from 2002-2004 are included, as well as the brawl between Cena and Lesnar at this past year’s Extreme Rules. I would laugh my ass off if they include Brock’s mariachi band segment from 2004, as it really showed off how much of a dick Lesnar could be. I’d also laugh if the Goldberg match from Wrestlemania XX is included with Lesnar quipping how bad the match is (ala Mick Foley about the Kennel from Hell from ‘Hard Knocks & Cheap Pops’). I’ve only seen the original documentary once and it was good, so with this updated material, it has the makings of a classic.

_________________________________________________

Hey, my birthday is less than a week away. Time to see what other match could I review…

Saturday, May 12, 2012

How ECW Changed Professional Wrestling, Ahem, Sports-Entertainment.


ECW.
Those three letters meant that some of the most outrageous material ever filmed in the realm of professional wrestling was about to take place.
Although there could be a backstory to all this hubbub, instead I am giving you a DVD to watch and a book to read.
The Rise + Fall of ECW, #3 on my list of the best DVDs WWE ever made, is a three hour tour-de-force of the history of the company. Of all the documentaries that Vince and company made, this was the best one, and that is saying something. All of the major players are interviewed, and all the major events (both in and out of the ring) are covered. Heck, it even has that “Mature Audiences Only” screen because for PPV, the documentary was rated TV-MA!
parentalwarning
As for the book, it’s a gem entitled Hardcore History: The Extremely Unauthorized Story of ECW. Authored by Scott E. Williams, this feels like a research project that went beyond the normal “tall tales”. It’s a book that of all the tomes published about ECW, this one tells the best story, with minimal sensationalist/revisionist history (not like WWE).
ECW, as noted earlier, was practically synonymous for creating controversial material. Their way of doing business in the ring would be so influential that the big leagues took notice. It also inadvertently was the heart of the Monday Night War.
Without further ado, let’s take a look at some different ways ECW changed the game.

The Talent
Extreme Championship Wrestling wasn’t tied down with corporate voodoo like a World Wrestling Federation and World Championship Wrestling.
Essentially, this meant that the small-time promotion in Philadelphia could take a bunch of chances.
One of these areas was hiring the talent that WWE/WCW wouldn’t normally bat an eye on.
For example, would WCW or WWE hire a man with as many visible scars as Sabu in 1994? I mean, look at the guy:

Terry Brunk, the man behind the alter-ego, is so tough he would fight you to the death. With his expertise being death matches of more varieties than Heinz, it’s no wonder this man could definitely be the face of a renegade promotion.
Another odd-looking superstar in ECW at this point definitely had to be Sandman.

Here’s a guy who looked like a regular Joe. A man who may very well have been at your workplace (minus beer and kendo stick of course). Hell, its been well-known this man wasn’t in the best of shape…EVER. Jim Fullington however became a fan favorite by being an ass-kicker who threw everything he had into his matches. This is a prime example of how ECW went against the status quo in choosing its talent.
In a cut against the grain, ECW also gave international superstars (not the WWE synonym for wrestler) a platform to go nuts.
Men like Rey Mysterio, Eddie Guerrero, Chris Benoit, Dean Malenko, amongst many others, were able to showcase their worldly abilities in front of rabid fans every week.
To those fans watching in attendance, it was as if  they were being christened the first amongst a new breed of wrestling fan.
The revelations were eye-opening to the point where Eric Bischoff, trying to find ways to beat WWE, did a ‘raid’ and hired all these men.
While ECW had the spotlight and the spirit, WCW had the lucrative contracts. Contracts equal $, and that dough was what wrestlers needed in order to provide for their families.
In addition to the ‘guarantee’, these newly termed ‘cruiserweights’ were one of the primary reasons why WCW got a leg up in the beginning of the Monday Night War. Their platform the big league provided would be miniscule in comparison, and due to politics, most would never advance in the company.   

The Gimmicks
When ECW was first starting to gain popularity in the underground, mainstream WWE and WCW had garbage on the tubes.
Playing to the “kid-friendly” demographic, there were Ding Dongs, plumbers, race car drivers, “evil foreigners”, etc. The gimmicks were what drove the wrestling at the time, and the gimmicks were what drove the ratings down.
ECW had gimmicks, there’s no denying that, but the tools at their disposal were much different than their upper-class brethren.
Sure, there was a rapping tag team who put opponents through tables.
Sure there was a legitimate bounty hunter on the loose, and whose theme music would play during the whole duration of the contest.
Sure there was a man chugging beer with the audience, while smacking himself in the head with said can of suds.
Yes I know this was from ONS in 2005, but dammit this is too awesome to ignore!
Sure there was a man who was referred to as, “Homicidal, Suicidal, (&) Genocidal”, and would cause physical harm to himself in order to get his point across.
BTW, this match took place on exactly my eighth birthday!
There was a bigger meaning to all this.
The hint was that those men behind the characters were just playing as themselves.
ECW didn’t have a creative team or script writers, so what appeared in the ring was what you got. WWE and WCW may not have had much in terms of creative either, but they did give their characters strict guidelines to follow, and thus it became apparent those gimmicks wouldn’t be (for the most part) very entertaining.
In 1997, WWE ushered in it’s “Attitude Era”. Although there could be several distinct points used in describing when it started, one could use Shawn Michaels’ “Blaze of Glory” promo as a big example. Shawn, full-on Degenerate at this point in his career, came down to the ring to do an interview segment with Jim Ross. Only Shawn though was sporting biker shorts with a tube of gauze exposing his, um, junk.
Making a near mockery of the interview, Shawn went to the back only to get his ass chewed out by Vince McMahon. This should have cost HBK about $10,000. In a weird swerve of fate, Vince reneged the fine, stating that he needed to go ‘there’ in order to compete against WCW. This allowed the WWE superstars to act more like themselves, and therefore added a spark of perceived originality to the product.
ECW could be given credit for starting a revolution for how characters were conceived in wrestling. In this instance, they may have not been a direct cause to the change of direction, but inspirational they sure were. Hell, Paul Heyman was on WWE’s payroll at the time!
____________________________________________
THE STORYLINES
For every “Austin vs. McMahon”, there was about twenty cases (or more) of “Jean-Pierre-Lafitte stole Bret Hart’s jacket.”
WWE and WCW in the mid-1990’s were throwing proverbial crap at the figurative wall trying to see what stuck. At this point in time, the gimmicks were corny and the audience was being driven away. Keep in mind there were corporate masters to please, and gates to meet.
Enter in ECW.
There was a creative freedom in this small promotion not experienced in either of the big-named companies.
Not only could the men play as themselves, but the storylines concocted were as edgy/dark as stories could get.
For example, there was an angle about Tommy Dreamer blinding the Sandman. At the time, it was controversial for two reasons. One, it featured both good guys and bad guys caring about this one person, the one being Sandman. That was considered taboo, and almost a break of kayfabe. Two, the man behind Sandman (Jim Fullington) stayed true to the angle to the point where he didn’t leave his house during the duration of the sit-out!
There was also an angle revolving around Sandman’s family, whose love and affection for him were deserted in favor of the dastardly Raven. Again, it was one of those angles that WWE and WCW at the time wouldn’t touch with a broken stick. It wasn’t even that it was so dark and edgy, but the angle had legitimate emotion from not only the actors involved, but the paying people in the audience too. This was considered radical, and in the later years, the big guys would try their hand at heavy-hearted storylines.
While again the change may not be 100% linked to ECW, it should be noted they were the first to do so.
____________________________________________
THE MATCHES
In addition to unique gimmicks and edgier storylines, ECW changed the perception of how a match should be as well.
For example, did anyone notice that later on in WCW and WWE that wrestlers took a lot more chances than they did previously?
That’s because ECW made it cool.
As time went on in ECW, the “regulars” at the ECW Arena knew what to expect from the wrestlers.
So the wrestlers of course had to keep changing it up.
Whether it was a new spot, or a new move altogether, one of the best things about ECW was how there weren’t many boundaries on how a match was performed.
Instead of having a flow of “x does this” and “y does that”, it was more like, “THIS IS AWESOME,” and, “YOU FUCKED UP!”
That’s right. In addition to your normal heat segments and ‘hulking up’, the smarks in attendance will notice how well the wrestlers work each other. If a match’s flow is consistent and fluid, then the fans will be positive. Have a rookie in there who botches a few segments, then bring out the tar and feathers!
Since WCW and WWE saved the big moments for their bigger events (i.e: PPV’s), ECW always gave their faithful more than their fair share. Whether it was a high spot, a convoluted technical spot, or even when the bad guy gets his, ECW fans react to everything that goes on.
Sure enough, the major leagues caught on to this, and their matches starting taking more risks. The crowds weren’t as vocally rambunctious, but they did voice their opine.

CONCLUSION: As wrestling stagnated in the mid-1990’s, there was a promotion that shook the foundation the ‘extreme’ way.
Extreme Championship Wrestling ushered in what many of us took for granted today.
With a diverse talent pool, fresh gimmicks, edgy storylines, and a whole new way to view matches, ECW’s philosophy of accentuating the positives while hiding the negatives would eventually bring radical change in the mainstream companies of WCW and WWE.
These changes would be a major part in the ‘Monday Night War’’. The highest ratings, the highest crowd participation, and the most accelerated change, all happened because one company wanted to out-do the other.
In the background lied a company whose innovations and ideals would change the very landscape of sports entertainment forever. The one whose ideas would trickle down, and inspire the higher-up companies to follow in their path.
It would be unfair to say ECW was the direct cause of edgier programming, but it is fair to say ECW was definitely an inspirational tool for it. Between talent raids and creative liberties, ECW could also be known as the first victim of the Monday Night War.