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Friday, August 3, 2012

CM Punk Is NOT The Bad Guy!

(‘EY YOO!)

When CM Punk attacked The Rock on RAW 1000, I was actually cheering for the Second City Saint.

While much has been talked about on WWE television concerning the manner, there is one part of the angle that hasn’t been discussed yet, and quite honestly I’m shocked.

Let’s watch the ‘initial’ pipe-bomb of Punk’s again:

The video above cuts to the point (or 4:50 if it botches) where Punk mentions how Dwayne (Johnson) is in the main event of Wrestlemania for 2012, and he isn’t. A dangerous little bit of foreshadowing for sure, and it doesn’t help that Punk actually defended the WWE Championship on that particular program.

Let’s all get back to RAW 1000, shall we?

CM Punk enters the ring after Daniel Bryan got dumped at the altar. How ‘bout that AJ has General Manager of RAW, eh? Anyways, Punk tells Bryan that yeah, you got stood up, get the hell out of my ring because I’m the best. Bryan then notes how he is the best and out comes Rock. Rock badmouths Bryan, and then gives him a wedding present (aka Rock Bottom).

This all happens while Punk stands in the background as a passerby. As WWE Champion no less.

So where I see the next few months is this: Punk defends the title at SummerSlam against Big Show and John Cena, where he is the tweener. Punk will be a tweener for the summer plus fall, and only be a heel temporarily for the Rock angle. Kind of like Shawn Michaels in 2005 with Hogan’s story, only to be turned face again by Chris Masters.

This is one of those rare times where though the crowd will ultimately decide the deposition of a particular character, I’m going to state again I agree with CM Punk.

Imagine being one of the hardest working men, year in and year out. Accolades are plentiful, and the gimmick infectious. Somehow, you get upstaged by a guy who quite frankly only comes in for the infrequent pop? And he gets a bigger piece of the poontang pie than you? (Bret Hart must be thinking, yeah, this is what Hogan did to me!) Punk has every right to be upset, and in continuity to the pipe bomb, I hope he kicks Rock’s ass at the Rumble.

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DVD Corner

There are two major pre-orders available that are sure to be must-buys.

The first up for grabs is CM Punk: Best in the World. This collection (3 discs for DVD, 2 for Blu-ray) features a nearly two-hour documentary on the life and career of one Phil Brooks (no relation to anti-Straight Edge Roaster Foster Brooks). A teaser trailer released not too long ago had interviews by many people not normally seen on compilations, like Curt Hawkins and COLT CABANA! In addition, there are multiple bonus matches that span Punk’s relatively short time in WWE, ranging from OVW to his soon-to-be legendary match with Bryan at Over the Limit. Here’s a list of what to expect on the set, courtesy of Amazon.com:

Disc 1
A New Day
Spaceboy
Backyard Fame
Taking to the Road
Launching Pad
Constantly Learning
Dark Cloud
Not The Prototype
Outcast Champion
Having Fun
A Challenge
Saving Society
Frustrated Beyond Belief
Hometown High-Pressured Situation
The MAN
Special Features
High School Sports
CM Punk - The Name
Scull Fracture
OVW vs. Albright
From Extra to Champion
December to Dismember
The Hat
"The Most Insulting Thing You Could Say To Me"
A Conversation with Liars
Title in the Fridge
Natalie's T-Shirt
"Teenage Anarchist"

Disc 2
Finals Match in the OVW World Heavyweight Tournament
Brent Albright vs. CM Punk
OVW 3/1/06
CM Punk's WWE in Ring Debut vs. Justin Credible
ECW 8/1/06
ECW Championship Last Chance Match
CM Punk vs. John Morrison
ECW 9/4/07
Money in the Bank Ladder Match
Wrestlemania 24
World Tag Team Championship Match
CM Punk and Kofi Kingston vs. Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase
RAW 10/27/08
No DQ Match for IC Championship
CM Punk vs. William Regal
RAW 1/19/09


Disc 3
TLC Match for World Heavyweight Championship
CM Punk vs. Jeff Hardy
Summerslam 2009
CM Punk's Hair vs. Rey Mysterio Joining SES
CM Punk vs. Rey Mysterio
Over the Limit 2010
WWE Championship Match
CM Punk vs. John Cena
Money in the Bank 2011
WWE Championship Match
CM Punk vs. Chris Jericho
Wrestlemania 28
WWE Championship Match
CM Punk vs. Daniel Bryan
Over the Limit 2012
Blu-Ray Extras
No plan B
Saxophone
Easter Greeting
Chicken Wings and Apple Pie
Most Recognizable Tattoo
Fish Tattoo
Traveling with Ace
No Microphone
ECW Arena Match
Hanging with Eddie Guerrero
Trainer
Driving Away With the Title
Wrestling Camp
"They're Gonna Hate Me"
Six People, 1 Room
I'm a Paul Heyman guy
The Marathon
@CMPunk
The Bus Tour
Kofi's Challenge
Wrestlemania Day
A Day at the Ball Field
True Respect
Finals Match in the IC Championship Tournament
CM Punk vs. Rey Mysterio
Armageddon 2008

While the matches may leave people wanting, the documentary is a sure-fire draw. If this is even half as good as Stone Cold’s, The Rock’s, Shawn Michaels’, or ECW’s, you’re in for a treat!

The second option available maybe a retread, but a very worthy one. Brock Lesnar: Here Comes the Pain was a documentary originally produced in 2003, when Brockamania was at its peak. Now with his return to the WWE, Brock’s career is being touched up on. There is going to be about a half hour worth of additional footage added to the existing piece, making this more comprehensive than last time. While extra matches have yet to be announced, do not be surprised if a lot of Smackdown matches from 2002-2004 are included, as well as the brawl between Cena and Lesnar at this past year’s Extreme Rules. I would laugh my ass off if they include Brock’s mariachi band segment from 2004, as it really showed off how much of a dick Lesnar could be. I’d also laugh if the Goldberg match from Wrestlemania XX is included with Lesnar quipping how bad the match is (ala Mick Foley about the Kennel from Hell from ‘Hard Knocks & Cheap Pops’). I’ve only seen the original documentary once and it was good, so with this updated material, it has the makings of a classic.

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Hey, my birthday is less than a week away. Time to see what other match could I review…

Sunday, July 22, 2012

RAW 1000th Episode Post

19 years, 6 months, and 10 days. That’s the time it took for WWE and RAW to go from the first episode to the 1000th. For a weekly episodic program, it is a benchmark that may never be surpassed. Especially since it’s own record is being broken every week!

Vince and company are really out-doing themselves to make this episode special. Let’s take a look at some of the most anticipated segments for the historic program:

- DX Reunion (Part 5235364): At least two members of the original D-Generation X faction, Triple H and Hall of Famer Shawn Michaels, will kick off the festivities. Who knows what shenanigans these two will have up their sleeves. Will X-Pac show up? Will Road Dogg show up? Or even more relevant, will monster Brock Lesnar and troll Paul Heyman show up?

- Daniel Bryan & AJ’s Wedding: After saying ‘YES’ to the proposal, AJ is getting herself taken away by a man whose priorities in the WWE suddenly changes. Months of title chases consumed Daniel Bryan, but it seemed as if he realized that perhaps he needs to find the root of his evil. Maybe it’s just me because I was recently the Best Man at my own brother’s wedding, but I am really interested to see what will happen here.

- The Inevitable Legends Segment: Heath Slater has had a rough go with the figures of WWE’s past. Whether it was a Master of the Powerbomb, another Master of the Powerbomb, or even a girl who just wanted to have fun, Slater has gotten his ass kicked over and over again. Will this be Slater’s revenge, or be like a horrible scene (seriously, discretion advised at 2:50) from Maniac? We’ll find out soon enough!

- The WWE Championship: John Cena had a chance to cash in Money in the Bank on episode 999 after CM Punk’s match with Big Show. Cena, in a swerve, announced he will cash in the briefcase on episode 1000! Can Cena get yet another WWE Championship with the odds on his side, or will CM Punk, a 2-time winner of the briefcase himself, be the first champion to turn away the challenge? The last time he appeared on RAW, The Rock vowed to be WWE Champion. Could that also be a factor?

Speaking of The Rock, there are MANY other past legends announced for the show. With such figures like Bob Backlund, Roddy Piper, ‘Hacksaw’ Jim Duggan, and UNDERTAKER already advertised, how they will they make their presences felt?

Will Vince McMahon ‘kill’ himself out of the stories yet again? We’ll see!

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In commemoration of this anticipated feat, I’ll do a personal list on some questions posted on MARKS and Freakin’ Awesome Network, while the rest are made-up.

1. Favorite RAW Moment? There are a good bunch of them. However, I need something that genuinely surprised me, and therefore that initial Nexus outing in 2010 may very well do it. A shitty RAW was turned into something epic. John Cena and CM Punk (go figure) were having just an okay match when Barrett and company tore down the ring, literally. Too bad the rest of the angle went to the grave in about a month.

2. Least Favorite RAW Moment? People complain about Triple H promos, but I complain about Randy Orton’s monotone soliloquies. At least I believe Triple H and his conviction on what he is, but Orton’s just a creep, a man who should be put behind bars just for delivery.

3. Most Boring RAW Moment? Read #2

4. First episode of RAW? July 22nd, 2002, the night after Vengeance. Hurray, 10-year anniversary for me today!

5. Best episode of RAW? That’s a tough one, because there aren’t many I could consider great as an overall show. I’m only counting shows I’ve seen as they happened, so the Attitude Era is sadly dismissed. August 26th, 2002 at MSG would probably win. You have Triple H impersonating Michaels’ entrance to start, a H/Undertaker main event, Jeff Hardy and (I believe) Tommy Dreamer in a ladder match, and more. I saw it again on the MSG Channel during when they aired ‘Madison Square Garden Classics’, and was thrilled by how well the episode held up.

6. Person You Don’t Want to See: Orton, plain and simple.

7. Stupidest RAW Moment: Al Sharpton as GM on RAW in 2009 in Albany. Horrible decision by Vince and company, as the man is nothing but a troll and fiend to anything decent. I’m not going into details, but the internet should be a wealth of information.

8. Backstage Moments You Want to See? Ron Simmons, because nothing can be uncomfortable situation better than a well-placed, ‘DAMN!’

9. Best Match on RAW? Again, I’m only counting episodes I’ve seen as they happened, so anything pre-2002 is out the window. The winner for me is the epic between Shawn Michaels and Shelton Benjamin from 2005, and my review of that is here.

10. Worst Match on RAW? Of the ones I’ve seen, and I barely missed the Jackie Gayda match, it has to be that Donald and Rosie fiasco. No extra comment needed.

11. ARE YOU READY? NO I SAID, AREEEE…. YOUUUU….. READYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!

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DVD Corner:

1. Best of RAW Volumes 1 and 2 (2001):

This WWE Home Video DVD, released in 2001, culls together the already released first and second volumes of the Best of RAW series with a heaping dish of bonus material. There is a handicap match, Undertaker & Kane vs. The Rock, Mankind, & Ken Shamrock, that is a surprise gem and must be viewed. It’s rare to find nowadays, but if you get your hands on it, it’s an un-blurred good time.

2. The Best of RAW 15th Anniversary 1993-2008 (2007): (Warning: The link depicts it as an Evan Bourne shirt, but the reviews are for the DVD.) Nothing is shown from 2008, but who cares. This collection is a carefully-crafted compilation hosted by Todd Grisham. The first disc is the first five years, #2 is the Attitude Era, then #3 is 2003 to the end of 2007. The HBK/Benjamin match in its entirety is shown, as well as a underrated classic in Bret Hart and the 1-2-3 Kid. Some moments are clipped while others are shown in their completion. I will also note that predictably, disc 2 is heavily blurred and silenced for the WWF references, which is a real shame. Other than that, it’s a good buy. Although this was apparently the standard release in the UK, the US got a Wal-Mart exclusive special edition whose fourth disc is the initial episode of RAW from 1993. Just a word of warning: Rob Bartlett is annoying as hell!

3. RAW The Beginning: The Best of Seasons 1 & 2:

This set is very thorough in its approach, ‘Best of 1 & 2’ touches upon the 1993 and 1994 years of RAW. While some of the bigger superstars have appearances, like Undertaker, Shawn Michaels, and Bret Hart, the surprise figure featured on this set has to be Doink the Clown. He appears a lot over the course of four discs, even though his matches do indeed suck. The Wrestling Observer 1993 Match of the Year is also here with Shawn Michaels making an impromptu Intercontinental Championship defense against old teammate Marty Jannetty. If you can find this cheap, it is a welcome addition to any collection. Keep in mind though, the MSRP on this four-disc behemoth is $40.

4. The Best of RAW 2009:

This should have been like the Al Snow tape Mick Foley made up: nothing inside it at all! Sadly though, WWE found barely three discs of material, and a good amount of it sucks. This is a must to avoid.

5. The Best of RAW & SMACKDOWN 2011:

Much better! Depending on which version you get, It’s at least three discs of mostly pretty good material transferred in widescreen, or in the case of Blu-ray, HD. Features men like Cena, Orton, Miz, Daniel Bryan, CM Punk, The Rock, and others. The Blu-ray exclusives include the contract negotiation between Punk and McMahon, Kane/Edge for the World Title in a Last Man Standing match, and more! I do recommend this set, because unlike the set above this one, it actually does feature the cream of the crop. 

Other DVDS: RAW 10th Anniversary (crap), and Best of RAW 2010 (ok)

 

 

Saturday, May 26, 2012

Triple H/Shawn Michaels Summerslam 2002: Bad Booking’s 20,000th View Post

 

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Well folks, this blog is one year old. It has done more than I ever could have dreamed.

Today, I’ll be capping a match that pretty much started my WWE fandom.

My first episode of RAW was the July 22nd, 2002 edition (as of this writing, Monday’s RAW will mark 11 years exactly I became a full-time fan). It was the night after Vengeance, where The Rock became Undisputed WWE Champion.

Also occurring at Vengeance was Triple H signing a contract with RAW General Manager Eric Bischoff after a friendly persuasion from Shawn Michaels.

Eric tried to stir some crap up with The Game and The Heartbreak Kid by making HBK Triple H’s “manager”, HBK quit, then came back, with the notion that the old band D-Generation X would surface.

Only that didn’t happen.

Triple H delivered the world’s worst Pedigree to his best friend.

 

Yes, one that looked worse than Marty Garner’s.

The week later, Triple H was explaining his actions while he got news that someone had their head rammed through a car window.

That man was Michaels.

A “whodunit” unfolded. It resulted with Triple H taking blame after the security camera cleared showed the malevolence of The Game. Triple H only admitted it because he wanted to prove to the world that Shawn was weak and was vulnerable.

On a satellite camera, with bandages and cuts all over, Shawn vowed to return for Summerslam to a MASSIVE POP.

So the road to Long Island was paved, and the two brawled their way to SummerSlam.

August 25th, 2002 was indeed a hot and humid day as I remember it in New York State.

A huge card of action surrounding this match ensued. Kurt Angle made Rey Mysterio tap in the best opener of all 2002. Edge defeated Eddie Guerrero in a decent match, ditto for Ric Flair on Chris Jericho. Lance Storm & Christian used devious means to retain their tag gold against Booker T & Goldust. RVD defeated Chris Benoit in a underrated classic to win the Intercontinental Championship. Undertaker defeated Test in a battle of big men. Lastly, Brock Lesnar became Undisputed WWE Champion after shockingly defeating The Rock clean as a sheet.

The match covered today was just before the Rock/Brock main event.

A match so epic it should have been the main event!

So here we go!


The chapter from the Summerslam 2002 DVD kicks off with Jim Ross and Jerry “the King” Lawler discussing how Shawn’s been away for four years leading up to this encounter. Most people watching today (or at that point) may not have seen HBK perform either live or on the soon-to-be-developed YouTube.

As usual, the video package is A+. Anything less would be utter failure if WWE had a college with a course solely dedicated to video production. The main summary shows Shawn and Hunter as friends closer to brothers. However, that brotherhood was shattered by the evilness and the ego by a man who believes his time is here and now.

Shawn comes out first to an epic introduction. Shades of Undertaker’s King of the Ring 1998 entrance as pyro shoots off every time HBK takes a step. JR hopes that this match is not a decision Shawn will regret for the rest of his life.

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Up next is Triple H, fresh off of bone chip removal in right arm. Ridiculously jacked, fitting of what the character had at the time. For some odd reason, HBK made his entrance, then the bell sounded for Howard to do ONLY HHH’S ENTRANCE! If this was Lillian Garcia, both men would have had botched intros!

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As Motorhead blares, another thing blares: Shawn’s ego. Not afraid to stand off against his former best friend, he jumps over to the top rope in a corner and tells him figuratively to bring it!

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Shawn throws first shirt and here we go!

The first few minutes are split between the two, with Shawn getting a little more offense in. Like the good ol’ days, Shawn does a crossbody over the top and onto The Game! Huge moment, and it shows HBK hasn’t missed a step in four years.

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Want more proof? Hunter, after averting trash can lid disaster a first time, tries to grab Shawn by the hair back into the ring. Shawn then smacks the lid against Hunter’s head, and skins the cat back in! HOLY MOLY BATMAN!

Shawn makes Hunter eat more trash can, and follows it up with a shot from the top rope. Sensing superkick time, Shawn tunes up.

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“Derp.”

Like the Cerebral Assassin he is, Hunter sidesteps the danger, and gives Shawn a backbreaker!

The next couple of minutes sees Trips completely bitch out Shawn. Focusing on the back, Triple H throws Shawn into turnbuckles like a little child. To add insult to injury, Hunter tells Shawn to “SUCK IT” then kicks him back down. The heat for this part was incredible!

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Triple H zones in even further on the back, with multiple elbow drops on the area, maybe even hitting the plate surgically embedded in there. This gets a near-fall, and this prompts The Game to get a chair.

Hunter doesn’t give Shawn’s back one moment to rest. Like Jason Giambi, Hunter swings for the fences with the chair.

After almost getting pinned again, Shawn tries to fight his way out of this predicament, adding in a near-fall of his own! Hunter quickly resumes control with a face-buster.

Despite the objections of referee Earl Hebner, Hunter DDT’s Shawn onto a chair for a near-fall. Oh lookie, BLOOD!

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Shawn’s been busted open, with just enough blood to look like a crayon was coloring outside the lines.

Hunter pretends he’s a daddy with a score to settle, so he takes off HBK’s own belt and whips him like a government mule! Creatively, Hunter wraps that belt around his fist so when he decks out Shawn, the buckle is striking the cut! BRUTAL!

Shawn attempts to get to a vertical base while Hunter is looking outside the ring area for something.

That something would turn out to be your friend and mine, MR. SLEDGIE!

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Earl tries to stop it, but Shawn has the whereto to get out of trouble. Hunter quickly gets back his momentum into an abdominal stretch. Tsk tsk, we got a rest-hold!

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Hunter grabs the rope for additional leverage, which makes Hebner seethe. I mean, Hebner gets into Hunter’s face, pushing him around showing whose boss!
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“BIGGER DERP!”

The confrontation allows Shawn to try to get some groove back. Instead, Hunter positions Shawn for a superplex. Shawn may have pushed Triple H off, but Hunter pushes Hebner into the ropes, which in turn crotches Michaels.

Michaels loses some balance and winds up in the ‘tree of woe’ position. This allows Triple H, with the chair in hand, to get another free shot in on Michaels! Once again, that back shot is the equivalent of a Major Leaguer getting a home run deep into the stands!

Hunter sets up the chair middle of the ring, and delivers yet another backbreaker to Shawn! This time, the sitting portion of the chair is more mangled than a victim of Dr. Hannibal Lecter!

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After another failed series of near-falls, Hunter stomps down the chair, and gives his old buddy a sidewalk slam on the steel apparatus! ANOTHER mini-series of near-falls ensues!

Hunter’s yelling at Shawn to STAY DOWN! Frustrated at his inability to put him away, Game puts the chair down again. Potential Pedigree coming up, but the only thing that happens is a low-blow from Shawn straight to Hunter’s Netherlands!

Once again, Shawn is trying to gain some momentum. Only Hunter’s got that chair again. Will it connect?

It did connect, but not in the way nature intended! Shawn managed to kick that chair back into Hunter’s face! What’s the result?

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Ughhh…..

More crimson than red ink on a failed test!

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Shawn is finally turning the tide! The elbow to the face followed by a kip-up ensues, and this crowd on Long Island is ESTATIC! After a back body drop, Shawn winds up the chair for some Sweet Skull Music! THAT HIT WITH A BULLET!

After getting whipped over the ropes, Hunter is now getting what is due to him. Some lid shots, some belt shots, it feels like a little bit of everything!

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As Shawn is raping Triple H of his dignity (or whatever he may have had left), the crowd is chanting for TABLES! Keep in mind there are mini rivulets of blood all over the ringside area!

Michael Cole and Tazz make a go for it after Shawn whacks Triple H so hard in the head with the lid that Hunter goes flying! Hugo “kindly” lets Shawn take his boot for another dose of cranial carnage. I tell you what, Shawn’s racking up the fines in Wellness isn’t he?

“A heel for a heel!” Nice work King!

Hunter tries to get up only to get a nasty-looking Bulldog on the bottom half of the steel steps! GNARLY!

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Okay, this just got real: Shawn pulls out the LADDER! We’ve had chairs, garbage cans, and belts up to this point, but now we’ve got the big time piece of metal that made HBK famous!

Triple H met the ladder in person as HBK rammed it into his head!

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After shoving the ladder deep into the solar plexus of The Game, Shawn then successfully catapulted Hunter right into it! Since he was busted open, the only thing that’s being assassinated is Triple H’s blood supply! As this point, Gordon Solie would salute from the grave saying that this is indeed a crimson mask!

Lawler made a note on commentary that Hunter would never have imagined being massacred like he is against Shawn. See kids, this was when King made valid and astute comments on commentary!

After failing a near-fall, Shawn tried to get that ladder into the ring. He failed again as Hunter had the synapses to do a baseball slide.  As HBK lies hurt to the outside, Hunter’s face is telling a story, with little drops of blood going to the mat.

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Hunter got some free shots in and tried to go upstairs. Shawn however met up with him and delivered a superplex! Shawn covered Hunter to a 2, and then met a high knee courtesy of Hunter channeling Harley Race.

With conclusion in his sights, Hunter gets the top half of the steel steps chucked away from earlier. It looks like a free shot, but instead, Shawn delivers a drop-toe-hold to Hunter on the steps! YIKES!

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Both men get up and Shawn clotheslines Hunter right over the top, onto the ladder! Hunter’s left knee got jammed in the ladder while the right one caught a metal edge. I’m sure he’s thankful he got knee pads!

Finally, Shawn unveils the table from under the ring! While setting it up, he takes down Hunter with one punch. Although H would get right back up, he was then met with a fire extinguisher. Gee, he lands on the table.

HBK rolls back in the ring.

HBK climbs the top rope!

HBK LOOKS ARROGANT!

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HBK TAKES FLIGHT!

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TOUCHDOWN!

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Jim Ross says something very true here. If this was a Falls Count Anywhere match, the bout would have ended right here! The crowd was LOUD, and the carnage was poetic justice. But no, the show must go on!

Shawn slowly gets the ladder in the ring, and Hunter just as slowly rolls into the ring himself. HBK sets that ladder up, and climbs up it!

Mouthing, “I love each and every one of you,” he elbows The Game from the top!

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Instead of being down though, it gives Shawn a big jolt of adrenaline.

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The crowd is calling for it, and the commentators are calling for it.

SWEET…CHIN…MUSIC!

Shawn tunes up the band (which I might add might be measured in sixteenth notes), gets sidestepped into a Pedigree, but Shawn counters out into a pinning predicament!

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BAH GAWD SHAWN HAS DONE IT! THE FANS HAVE THROWN THEIR ARMS UP! JIM ROSS IS NECK-FATTING LIKE CRAZY! LAWLER’S SPAZZING OUT LIKE A GIRL!

Howard announces Shawn as the victor as Shawn gives Earl a little kiss on the forehead.

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There is a little bit of irony here: The picture of Shawn before WrestleMania XIV was an image taken after he said his match was for Earl. Hebner had a brain aneurysm just before the big show, and was laid up for a while. While Hebner should have ref’ed what could have been Shawn’s last match, he instead refs the first match Shawn would have from the comeback!

As HBK has his hand raised, he simultaneously gets another kiss: from a sledgehammer!

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Hunter, with his face still caked in blood, goes into unholy evil mode with the sledge. Taking liberties, he delivers a parting blow to his fallen foe.

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The scene of a still very-well-bloodied Hunter laughing after Shawn is put on a stretcher is some of the most horrifying imagery in WWE history.

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It’s a Pyrrhic victory for Shawn, and a redemption spell for The Game.


While they would fight again, and with bigger stakes in tow, this is the one match that truly defines their feud.

Shawn Michaels in his autobiography admitted this match should have been with Vince McMahon. The implication being that Shawn was going to avenge his injuries, and the injuries done to all of his friends (like Steve Austin, Triple H, Kevin Nash, amongst others). Vince would be the slave-driving boss while Shawn would be the savior.

Instead, Hunter wanted the match with Shawn, and the rest is history.

Shawn and Hunter would feud on-and-off for nearly four years. Ironically, they would reunite to take down the one man who originally should have faced Shawn in the first place. Also, the man who would be Hunter’s real-life father-in-law!

Instead of wrapping this up, think of it as a new beginning. Here’s to 20,000 more (actually, 40K as of this revision) views and another year of great things to come!

Revised: 7/21/13

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Friday, May 25, 2012

Bad Booking’s Blog 1 Year Down Post

I can’t believe it’s been a year already.

Approximately one year ago, this blog was hatched out of desperation.

Unemployment is a bitch people.

A hairy, ugly, slanted, depressing bitch.

Make a wish. Take a bite!”

At that point, I was accruing debt quickly.  While I was putting in applications everywhere I could, nothing was coming through. Call back after call back, all I got was either, “We’ll be with you shortly,” or, “Sorry you’re not qualified for this position.”

Depression was quickly setting in. One thing did save me as I had imagination and wanted to write stuff.

Thus this blog was born.

Originally just that, a way to cure depression, it’s primary purpose was supposed to be an eclectic mix of odds and ends making for entertaining pieces.

Top ten song lists on the likes of ‘Weird Al’ and Billy Joel were what got me the most views at first.

That initial ‘Weird Al’ bitty was popular enough where the album reviews were spun off. Heck, I even made a sub-page for them on the top!

Another piece that got attention early was the Blu-ray guide. Thought up because of a forum I frequent, BD (as in short for Blu-ray Disc) is still a confusing medium. The purpose of that dialogue was to educate people on the format without going over their heads. While I know I screwed up on some things and corrected most of them, it is refreshing to post that piece somewhere and a person appreciates your effort.

Speaking of appreciation, this is what leads me to wrestling, namely the WWE.

After starting a badly botched ‘Challenge’ page, there were posts made about various topics like the TV content, a certain wrestler becoming #1 in the PWI list, and multiple countdowns on matches of different varieties/eras.

The traffic really started to racket much to my surprise. I was lucky to get 10 views in a week, but now its upwards of 200 views a week consistently, with spikes not withstanding. Now you know why I steered so swiftly off the original path.

Speaking of spikes (no not the horrible channel), two pieces in particular really got people reading.

A post made on WWE’s PG actually spread to other forums, and they got them debating. What’s more affirming is that people read it, and realized it wasn’t the same old only-complaints that had been the norm for quite some time. A refreshing view on things is always appreciated, and that was my goal. Some counterpoints notwithstanding, mission accomplished!

Also, a countdown list I made on the best 1990’s matches made some people water. Apparently every match was agreeable to a point, and it was the second post to reach individually over 1,000 unique views (after the PG one).

Lately however, my creative juices have been slowed due to steady high production at work. It’s not so much that I get home late every night (to be honest I get home late 2 days a week and early 3 days), but I throw myself so hard at what I do that sometimes this blog will be getting dust while I try to recover and do the grind again.

Even with infrequent posts, I’m happy that this blog still gets regular visits, and I’m still getting comments on things I forgot I wrote about! It’s cool to think with a keyboard and an imagination, you could potentially influence one’s view on a subject. Even on a rant, it’s easy to see people agreeing or disagreeing depending on bias or affiliation.

It’s been a blast over the last year, and it’s been a blessing in disguise. There’s been a lot of words written, a lot of different topics discussed, and a lot of different opinions on certain ideas. In the end, it’s a great thing about a blog: at least people are reading. I also want to thank Freakin’ Awesome Network for giving me consistent traffic and talkback in the last year!

Speaking of reading: If you are a Twitter follower, please follow the following:

@Marks4Life, @HeymanHustle, @SteveAustinBSR, @JRSBBQ, @CMPunk, @BadBooking

 


Speaking of my next blog topic…

Monday, April 30, 2012

Hustle, Loyalty, and Word Life: The John Cena Post

When John Cena first popped onto WWE televisions in 2002, there was something immediately different about him.

Answering Kurt Angle’s challenge, Cena defiantly slapped the Olympian. Somehow, this unknown hung in with a multiple-time WWE Champion, and only lost the challenge in the last few seconds.

This would set the tone for this man’s incredible WWE run.

From being a blue-chipper, to a rapper, to a Marine, then to a Fruity Pebble, Cena accumulated championships faster than a Bugatti Veyron going 0 to 60. He has also added millions of fans, haters in counter-balance, and the respect of everyone he has ever faced.

To this blogger however, it seems like Cena is starting to get bogged down.

This morning I was looking at still images of Cena from Extreme Rules. A man, who in victory, was literally beaten to a bloody pulp. He also looked old, tired, and needing a long breather.

It goes without saying that Cena is a BEAST. Not only does John go on the road 300 or so days a year, but he also manages to complete multiple obligations that would seemingly kill a normal man!

Let’s not mince corners here. Cena, even after surgery, never truly rests. For example, Cena went to Iraq after pectoral surgery in 2007 to contribute to “Tribute to the Troops”. Normally, most superstars wouldn’t appear anywhere until they returned to TV!

Which leads me to my point.

Turning 35 this past week, it’s almost unfathomable that Cena has been able to keep this type of rigorous schedule up.

Now that he isn’t getting any younger, and not getting any healthier, it may be time for Cena to put his full-time road schedule behind him.

Looking at his age, which is indeed 35, let’s take a look at what other men were doing at that point in their careers:

Steve Austin: In his prime, but going through neck surgery recovery.

Shawn Michaels: Overcoming drug addiction, second run inadvertently on the way.

Triple H: Balls deep into the ‘Reign of Terror’.

Hulk Hogan: Very much still ‘the man’ in the WWE, with or without the championship.

Bret Hart: His singles run was just beginning.

It’s a varied list of talents with a varied list of agendas.

While I’m not saying for Cena to hang his boots up by any means, I am saying that Cena just take a deep breath and analyze what he has.

Take a look at Edge for example. At age 38, he retired with the comfort that he won’t have to be in a wheel chair. After years of TLC matches, nasty bumps, and all in addition to a spinal fusion surgery, the toll became too much of an ‘Edge’ for Adam Copeland to rally against.

With a new crop of talent peeking through the woodwork, Cena’s full-time role should be reduced. Allow Cena to encompass an Undertaker-style (like from 2009) work schedule that while he appears on TV for the promo here and there, the meat of his work will be shown on PPV in matches worthy of hyping an entire card. To anyone wondering, his other commitments (i.e: Make a Wish) would not be affected.

In conclusion, the main point of this article is that Cena should start to slow down. He has done EVERYTHING. From being WWE Champion (at one point over a year straight), to a champion of ‘Make A Wish’, to being a role-model for all fans, Cena’s career is a who’s-who of accomplishments that is nothing short of extraordinary. In a time where contemporaries are retiring in quick succession, John needs to ease off the gas and ride in the slow lane.

Friday, March 16, 2012

WrestleMania Profile: The Rock

WrestleMania is the showcase of the immortals.

Contests like Hogan/Andre or Michaels/Undertaker can evoke images of two legends duking it out. Other contests can transform mere mortals into figures of legendary status, like ‘Stone Cold’ Steve Austin at Wrestlemania 13. Sometimes, Wrestlemania can culminate in the result of one’s progress over the course of a year.

In this case, Dwayne Johnson’s WrestleMania career reflects his progress from one year to the next.

While this man would be destined for greatness, his beginnings at Wrestlemania weren’t glamorous by any means.

At Wrestlemania 13, Rocky Maivia defended his Intercontinental Championship against The Sultan (aka Rikishi). It was not a catch-as-catch-can affair, and when your Dad (in this case Rocky Johnson helped out his son post-match) is the most memorable thing to come out of the fray, then there is something wrong.

Between Wrestlemanias 13 and XIV though. young master Maivia reset himself.

When he debuted as a blue chipper, Rocky was about as well-liked as the douche in high school whose major secret was just unleashed to the world. There were heels in the company (Owen Hart, Mankind, etc.) who got sizeable pops when they defeated the youngster. Something had to give, and therefore, the dark side was a calling.

Teaming up with the Nation of Domination, it was not too long before Maivia became the center of attention, drawing away cameras from leader Farooq (soon-to-be Hall of Famer Ron Simmons).

Once he ‘won’ the Intercontinental Championship on RAW due to forfeit, Rock’s first major program with the belt came at the hands of Ken Shamrock.

After a conniving turn-of-events at the Royal Rumble, Shamrock was given another chance at Wrestlemania for the belt. Once again, Shamrock had legitimately defeated Rock, but personal ‘zone’ issues once again derailed his chance at a title reign. Rock was bloodied and beaten up, but the IC belt would once again be around his waist.

The period between Wrestlemania XIV to XV proved that a man could legitimately launch into another zip code.

Another losing the IC belt and ditching the Nation, The Rock became a babyface once again. Unlike the last time however, the fans were firmly in the corner of the “People’s Champion”.

That face turn would be shortly lived as Rock bucked the trend at Survivor Series 1998, winning his first WWE Championship thanks to a structured screwjob of Mankind at the hands of Vince & Shane McMahon.

While Mankind would be Rock’s primary focus until February of 1999, Wrestlemania was looming near, and a rattlesnake was hissing in the foreground.

Steve Austin would clash with The Rock at Wrestlemania XV for the WWE Championship. While this match wouldn’t exactly be exemplary of their careers, it did prove that WWE at this point was cooking and gas, and the fans wanted more.

After ditching The Corporation, The Rock turned babyface once again, and the fans were more than willing to give in.

Through the duration of 1999, Rock was warming up for a big 2000.

While Steve Austin was down from spinal fusion surgery, The Rock instantly became the #1 good guy in the company.

It also didn’t hurt that Rock had a good selection of bad guys to play off from, especially one Triple H.

In a way, Rock and Hunter grew up in the WWE together. Rock’s first singles title came at the hands of HHH in 1997.

1998 saw them feud as leaders of their respective factions.

 

1999 saw them feud in small bits as their paths collided again.

 

All of those angles, as good as they might have been, were pale in comparison to what was to come.

Now the top two guys in the company, Rock and Hunter were always at odds. It also doesn’t hurt that the top prize, the WWE Champion, was constantly at stake.

Wrestlemania 2000’s main event did involve Triple H & The Rock, but they were not alone. Add in Big Show and Mick Foley. Also add in all four members of the McMahon family, with each member representing a different competitor, and the only guaranteed result was chaos. Also should I add this was an elimination rules match as well?

Big Show (w/ Shane McMahon) was ousted first, while Mick Foley (w/ Linda McMahon and about 20 extra pounds) would join him a few minutes later, but not before giving Triple H some barbed wire shots.

Rock and Triple H were the final two, and the title was now finally squared onto these two. It seemed that Rock, with Vince McMahon in his corner, would seemingly defeat The Game, who had his wife (then of the storyline variety) Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley in his corner.

However, plans would turn awry. Vince turned on Rock, and Triple H would nefariously retain the title, becoming the first heel ever on the grandest stage to do so (Hulk Hogan and Diesel did it before Triple H, but both were good guys).

The two would battle for more or less the rest of the year as Rock would enjoy two title runs, while also facing off against MANY different up-and-comers.

As 2000 concluded, one of Rock’s best opponents came back as Steve Austin was as recovered from neck surgery as he could be.

Wrestlemania X-Seven was a paramount time in WWE history. Business was booming, competition was run out/purchased, and the overall product may have been the strongest ever.

It should be no surprise that Rock/Austin II would be the organic choice to headline the show. Between Austin winning the Rumble and Rock winning back the title at No Way Out from Kurt Angle, the stage was set.

For 30 minutes, it was a contest reminiscient of two gladiators inside the Roman Coliseum. “It’s a contest that both men must win, but neither man can afford to lose,” was the call that Paul Heyman provided a commentary. It was definitely reflected in the in-ring work. 

For the second straight year though, Vince McMahon cost Rock his dream, and in the process, it gave Steve Austin a heel turn and the WWE Championship to boot.

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From the time Wrestlemania X-Seven ended to about Wrestlemania XX, Dwayne Johnson would alternate between making movies and whooping candy ass.

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Wrestlemania X-8 needs no introduction.

With that one action/reaction, perhaps the most anticipated Wrestlemania match in history was born.

In Toronto, 60,000 screaming WWE fans went nuts. While Hogan was portrayed as the heel, the crowd made it very well known that they were behind the leader of the new World order. Rock was booed mightily no matter what he did. Rock may have won the match, but the fans were starting to get sick of him. This led to a heel turn for the ages.

Now bald and somewhat bitter, Rock would be even more entertaining via run-ins with newer superstars (like Hurricane) and those Rock Concerts, like the one in Sacramento the week before Wrestlemania XIX.

The main purpose here though was to whoop Austin’s ass and finally beat him. Rock lost twice to Austin, but as Rock says, “…all they remember is act 3.”

It took three Rock Bottoms to do it, but in poetic fashion, Rock beat Austin clean as a sheet. It would be the last competitive match Austin ever had, and depending on who you talk to, maybe the best match of the trilogy. I for one am not of that opinion.

As Wrestlemania XX was about to come to pass, Mick Foley had an on-going problem with a group named Evolution. Although Triple H wasn’t a focal concern because of his title, the other three members (Ric Flair, Randy Orton, and Batista) were incessantly beating him senseless seemingly every week. Foley, in a foreshadowing statement, told Evolution he’d show up, but that didn’t mean he was coming alone. Cue the reuniting Rock n’ Sock Connection!

The duo looked ready and fit to battle. Despite their physical readiness, they were no match for the triumverate from Evolution. Foley ate an RKO from Randy Orton, which would only accelerate their program. The only thing acclerating in Rock’s career by this point was his Hollywood status.

It’s hard to imagine that after that particular event, Dwayne would not be involved in a physical manner at another ‘Mania until 27!

In-between the events lied a special happening. Dwayne, able to jet into Miami for a night, inducted his grandfather (“High Chief” Peter Maivia) and his father (Rocky Johnson) into the hallowed Hall of Fame at Wrestlemania XXIV weekend in 2008. Rock was briefly welcomed back into the arms of his fans, while still paying respect to two ground-breaking superstars that just so happened to be his own flesh and blood.

As 2011 started, promos for a certain ‘Wrestlemania Guest Host’ started popping up.

The RAW before the Elimination Chamber PPV, the lights went out, and boom went the dynamite! THE ROCK HAS RETURNED!

Not only did Rock do the ‘Guest Host’ bit, but was also heavily vested into the WWE Championship match. Rock’s center of attention, John Cena, went up against standard-bearer The Miz. That match was an absolute mess, and it resulted in Rock drilling Cena with the Rock Bottom. Miz retained the belt via the distraction.

Although it was only the night after WrestleMania 27, Cena vowed to face Rock at 28, and Rock agreed. After laying a SMACKDOWN on The Corre (yeah, remember them?), Rock and Cena shook hands on a truce, with a main event waiting in the wings a full year out.

Miami, Florida was the prime setting for hometown boy Rock. His first major match in eight years, Rock looked as huge as ever. In 30 minutes, he managed to beat John Cena in his prime. Sure Rock looked gassed and had to be carried through it all, but the fact he has managed to beat a big-name at WrestleMania once again solidified the man.


CONTESTS

Wrestlemania 13: Rocky Maivia def. The Sultan (w/ Iron Sheik) via pinfall to retain the WWE Intercontinental Championship. During a post-match beat-down, Maivia’s father Rocky Johnson came in to save his son. (9:45) *

Wrestlemania XIV: The Rock def. Ken Shamrock via Disqualification to retain the WWE Intercontinental Championship. Shamrock originally won the belt via submission, but could not snap out of his ‘Zone’. After pummeling many officials, the referee had no choice but to reverse his decision. (4:49 from bell-to-bell) *1/2

Wrestlemania XV: Steve Austin defeated The Rock via pinfall in a No Disqualification match to win the WWE Championship after Mankind made the count. (16:52) ***1/2

Wrestlemania 2000: Triple H defeated The Rock, Mick Foley, & The Big Show to retain the WWE Championship in a Fatal-Four-Way Elimination Match. Big Show was first to go, then Mick Foley second. The Rock was lastly eliminated when Vince McMahon, who was in Rock’s corner, turned on him. (36:28) ***

Wrestlemania X-Seven: Steve Austin defeated The Rock via pinfall in a No Disqualification match to win the WWE Championship after Vince McMahon interfered on Austin's behalf. (33:06) ****3/4. This was the start of Austin's ill-fated heel turn.

Wrestlemania X-8: The Rock defeated ‘Hollywood’ Hulk Hogan via pinfall. After the match, Rock and Hogan fended off Scott Hall and Kevin Nash as this would start Hogan’s face turn. (16:23) **** (*** for the match and ***** for the atmosphere)

Wrestlemania XIX: The Rock defeated Steve Austin via pinfall after delivering a THIRD Rock Bottom. (17:53) ***3/4. This was Austin's last competitive match.

Wrestlemania XX: Evolution (Randy Orton, Ric Flair & Batista) defeated The Rock ‘n’ Sock Connection (The Rock & Mick Foley) in a Handicap Match when Randy Orton pinned Mick Foley. Rock and Sock got a rousing ovation post-match. (17:03) ***1/4

Wrestlemania XXIV: inducted his grandfather (“High Chief” Peter Maivia) and his father (Rocky Johnson) into the Hall of Fame.

Wrestlemania 27: He was the official ‘Guest Host’. Also gave a Rock Bottom to John Cena, which allowed The Miz to retain the WWE Championship. The night after on RAW, Rock and Cena shaked hands on a Wrestlemania 28 main event.

WrestleMania 28: The Rock defeated John Cena via pinfall after delivering yet another Rock Bottom. Rock’s first major match in eight years, and it showed. (30:34) **1/2

Overall Record: 5-4 (4 pinfall victories, 1 DQ win. 4 pinfall losses)

Overall Combined Length In-Ring: 3:02:53 (3 hours, 2 minutes, and 53 seconds). That’s an average of 22:30 a contest.