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Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Bad Booking DEFEATS Frankenstorm!

Between professional and personal responsibilities, it’s been difficult to keep this blog updated. As a matter of fact, my current city of residence was impacted by a bi-polar bitch full of water and wind.

You may know her as Sandy.

Or you may know her as the terrifyingly, ferociously, HUGE Frankenstorm!

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Typing this on Tuesday, October the 30th, I am counting my blessings. My parents still have power, and more importantly, there is no property damage to speak of.

As many of my friends are just beginning to assess the damage they have accrued, my heart definitely breaks for them. It’s not often where a storm as unbelievably huge as this one rocks the Northeast. In the tri-state area (namely New York, New Jersey, Connecticut), unprecedented precautions were taken to ensure that people wouldn’t be stranded in the most dangerous of times. I applaud the state governments for doing the best they could, and I even thank President Obama for providing quick and prompt service/feedback during this time of crisis.

That being said, there are people who are reading this thinking why is this such a big deal. Why was there so much media attention to this storm, when bigger catastrophes caused more far-out damage.

First off, let me state that for a better term, New York City and Atlantic City are utterly destroyed. The results of the storm have been absolutely off-the-wall batshit, with surges pummeling NYC, and even heavier rains adding to the chaos in Jersey. As of this writing, over TWO MILLION PEOPLE IN NEW YORK CITY have no power. That’s an epic number, no matter what state it is.

I’m no weather man, but I think I can explain this good enough. This is how Frankenstorm came to be:

1. Hurricane Sandy formed in the tropics. It went over the Caribbean, killing dozens of people in the process. Normally this storm would have went just out to sea, but it hit a few troughs in the process.

2. An early snowstorm pummels its way through.

3. A cold front with a chilly blast of air is also coming in.

Add those ingredients together, and we have a creation Cold Stone Creamery couldn’t create. The barometric pressure (935 or so milli bars) is an all-time historic low for the Northeast portion of the country. The winds upon landfall were 90 miles an hour sustained, with gusts approaching 115! To think, the higher the elevation you are, the heavier the wind is! That means when that crane collapsed in the city yesterday, the gust at that point could very well have been clocked in the higher double digits!

Lonnie Quinn from WCBS in NYC coined this storm the best, “The Storm of the Surge”. For that specific landmass of the event (so I’m only accounting the City in this judgment), the rains and the high winds wouldn’t be what caused the meteoric amounts of damage.  As a matter of fact, there were a bunch of levies in and around that region that burst with the exaggerated tides. You know it’s bad when the flood stage for one of them is like 3.5 feet, and the tide went to over 5’! That’s a ton of water!

Before I wrap this up, I’d like to mention that not only was there rain in this scenario, but there was snow for some unlucky chaps right around Virginia and North Carolina. Imagine the two to three inches of flood-fearing rain in my neck of the woods? Try three to four FEET of snow there! That recovery effort will be extensive for sure, and I hope everyone over there can be back on their feet soon too.

In this time where you’ll hear nothing but saddening stories about loss and devastation, at least this blog post proves today proves that there are exceptions to the rule. I’m blessed to be happy, alive, alert, and full of my capacities. I want to thank my parents for preparing endlessly for this event, and taking care of me through this whole ordeal. I pray for everyone who has suffered even a slight power outage, and hope that life can return to normal as quickly as possible.

Saturday, September 15, 2012

The Cult of Personality: CM Punk’s Heel Turn

Over the last ten years, WWE hasn’t had any real competition. Therefore, the company has been able to do things its own way without many consequences.

In the process, it seemed as if some arts of character establishing were lost. The people behind the gimmicks were now more tightly wound than they had been, and in return seemed as if Vince McMahon went back on what he promised back in 1997.

When the seeds were hatched for CM Punk’s turn to the dark side on RAW 1000, there was skepticism.

Not only was Punk still getting cheered like a mad man, but Jerry Lawler on commentary made a double-standard that somehow made Punk look more face-ish than almost ever.

It started out with The Rock who pretty much side-stepped Punk in a promo earlier in the show. It should be noted that the continuity from the initial pipe bomb promo was inexplicably absent.

Then it was Lawler’s misstep on commentary. This led to Punk downright owning Lawler multiple times on the microphone and inside of a steel cage. 

Then it was John Cena telling him that respect needs to be earned every night at every arena. A Falls-Count-Anywhere match led Punk to interfere on his “night off”, and perform Go-to-Sleep on Cena on a Chrysler 300.

Add in a dash of Paul Heyman, who was the driver of said 300 (not the SE Spartan Edition), and we got a slow-burn heel-turn that quite frankly is kicking all sorts of ass.

While many people don’t see the sense of a Punk and Heyman pairing, it should be noted these two had been going back and forth on Twitter months leading up to the reveal. Punk having a manager in Heyman would also bring attention to not only themselves, but also to Brock Lesnar, and this could lead to mega main-events on PPV’s for months to come. Some people have also watered at the fact that the breakup (which is inevitable in yo-yo WWE writing) would have some epic shoots.

Punk, whose status as WWE Champion apparently means nothing in the universe, can really elevate himself to the wide-open spot of top heel if he can carry this momentum past Night of Champions. With Heyman as a manager, the possibilities seem endless.

With Lesnar as mentioned before, Heyman has some former clientele on the roster. There is Big Show, whose potential affiliation with Punk and Heyman could potentially salvage his floundering heel turn. Also there is Tensai, who as A-Train, was seemingly coming up through the ranks with Heyman as a manager. Tensai is not in a good place right now, and a sense of familiarity from the past could very well awake a sleeping monster.

That four-man alliance (Punk/Lesnar/Show/Tensai) could easily be a new ‘Dangerous Alliance’. Make a team of Cena/Rock/Triple H/Undertaker, men with various chips on all their shoulders, and we have ourselves a main event for Survivor Series that could blow the roof off wherever that event takes place.

I’m really curious as to see where Punk’s assholetry is going from here. Punk’s been a capable heel before, but he’s in a new echelon now. May the Alliance begin!

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Jerry Lawler’s Heart Attack Post

Monday night, I went to bed earlier than usual. It was an exhausting day, and quite frankly, sleep sounded more important to me than a seemingly normal episode of RAW.

As I was getting ready to go back to work the next morning, that’s when I saw the headlines.

Oddly enough, AOL.com had a picture of a distressed Michael Cole with a tagline revolving around losing it on air. Cole has had a heel character for quite some time, so I was thinking maybe he went off script.

Only something far worse occurred off script, and it may very well change the foundation of the WWE.

WARNING: THIS VIDEO IS UNCOMFORTABLE AND DISTURBING. DON’T WATCH IF YOU DON’T WANT TO!

The video enclosed up above shows the event in progress as Daniel Bryan & Kane were taking on Prime Time Players (Titus O’Neil and Darren Young). The commentary turns stone silent as the rest of the match rolls on. Cole stayed true to his colleague all the while being professional. This must be commended, even if you’re not a fan of the guy. Cole would then update the WWE Universe on Lawler’s condition. The expressions on Michael’s face were all too reminiscent of Lawler’s when he saw Owen fall to his death in May of 1999.

From sources I have read, the heart attack was caused by a massive blockage in his arteries. The blockage, caused by plaque buildup, restricts blood flow to the heart. The heart’s primary job is to pump blood back out into the body. It’s imperative to note that since no blood was coming out of the heart, no blood was reaching Lawler’s brain. This could have caused permanent damage, and  further tests needed to be done in order to assess the damage done.

This morning, the tests came back with the knowledge that JERRY’S BRAIN WAS NOT DAMAGED! While King has a long road to recovery, I wish him nothing but the best. For a 62 year old, he is still amongst the most versatile members of the WWE roster. His absence for the next little while will be felt tremendously.

With Lawler’s heart attack front and center in everyone’s thoughts, it is important to discuss heart health. Jerry’s heart attack is an event that very well could have been prevented if the warning signs were detected early. The heart is a muscle, just like biceps or triceps. Underworking or overworking a muscle can do damage, in addition to other lifestyle choices. The plaque buildup can be attributed to other causes (like smoking, high cholesterol, etc.) and can also be prevented by lowering already-high blood pressure and LDL’s (or the “bad” cholesterol). Moral of the story: While there is nothing one can do about a sudden blockage, this case seems to have signs that very well could have been spotted YEARS before the actual attack.

On a side note, I would like to acknowledge another wrestling endeavor Jerry Lawler has been involved with, and no doubt his absence will affect in just over a week.

Northeast Wrestling, an organization I’ve mentioned in the past, will be presenting their biggest event ever on Saturday, September 22nd. “Wrestling Under the Stars”, located at Dutchess Stadium in Fishkill (New York), is the first NEW event held at a locale other than either the Mid-Hudson Civic Center or a high school gym. This is an event so big, that HULK HOGAN was contracted to do this event!

Michael Lombardi, promoter of Northeast Wrestling, is also friends with Lawler. While Jerry shows up to most of the events to begin with, it was only natural for Lawler to participate in a match in the undercard tagging with former Yankee Joe Ausanio against Luke Robinson and Romeo Roselli (whom in a nice treat would be managed by ‘Mouth of the South’ Jimmy Hart). Now the listing for the bout is Ausanio, with a partner.

As a fan of NEW for many many years, I just want to say to Michael Lombardi himself: If you’re reading this, I just want to say that while Lawler’s absence will be a huge void, ‘Wrestling Under the Stars’ will be a smash success nonetheless, and it will be the greatest spectacle for your organization yet!

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Tonight, please hug a puppy. They’re our best friends, have happy dispositions, and…

Oh wait, I don’t think those there the PUPPIES Lawler was talking about!

Thursday, August 9, 2012

The Top 5 Biggest Influences of Wrestling in the 1990s, Birthday Blog Post of 2012

(Author’s Note:In the last article, I mentioned I’d be doing a match to celebrate my birthday on the blog.

I was wrong.

Sometimes writers have that ‘developmental hell’, where pieces are started, but never finished. This originally was one of those articles, but after skimming it over, I thought it had potential. Here is the final result of that ‘hell’, and I will say this: I really love writing about this era.)

Although professional wrestling had a successful boom period in the 1980s, the decade that would soon follow would completely turn the business on its head.

Between multiple changes of the guard, new styles, and new ideas when it came to producing a product, the 1990s is a decade that quite frankly is one of the more creative entities in sports-entertainment history.

On this countdown, with no particular order of importance, we’ll all look at what made the 1990s such a happy, nostalgic, angry, ruthless, but nonetheless, passionate era.

While “the big three” (WWE, WCW, & ECW) are the major players in the story, the foundation of today was built during this time period. WWE may have ‘won’ the war so to speak, but it turns out the fans were the real winners in how the decade shaped up. So let’s not waste any more time, and let’s see how a whole business changed dramatically over the course of this time!

1. ‘Changing of the Guard’

Almost right out the gate, Wrestlemania VI in April of 1990 to be exact, this first reason sheds light. Hulk Hogan, the perennial WWE Champion of the 1980’s, just lost his title to the raging Ultimate Warrior. Although the reign would not be as fruitful as the ‘Immortal’ one, Warrior’s subsequent title win would mark the decade full of change and prosperity (but not before the shit hits the fan moments).

WCW also had it’s fair share of change. Starting with major corporation changes, it tried (and failed miserably) to pattern it’s darker material after the more kid-friendly WWE. DING DONG! Ted Turner wasn’t going to let this money-bleeder die sitting down, so in a meeting of the minds, he allowed Eric Bischoff to take charge and become the biggest game in town. This would end horribly after multiple screw-ups, on-screen and off. Those malfunctions allowed the WWE to steamroll momentum, and then purchase it’s main competition for pennies on the dollar.

Another sense of the guard changing can be from a previously outside source with a fresh sense of enthusiasm.

It can be something so new and in your face that even the big-wigs from multi-million dollar corporations have to stand up and notice.

Enter in Extreme Championship Wrestling!

Although it’s peak wouldn’t be until much later in the decade, ECW was a smaller-time wrestling promotion that relied on mainly no-nonsense atmosphere with some of the most passionate fans anyone could ever ask for.

Doesn’t help that the newly-instated blood ban in the big leagues made the liquid spill in Philadelphia that much more “shocking” either.

ECW however relied on its “kool-aid” in order to get further ahead. For example, ECW was the first of the big three to enlist major Mexican and Japanese stars in it’s promotion. Although the fans were “extremely smart”, they would be given an awakening in one or two matches with these insane performers. No weapons (for the most part) were needed, as the amazing technical displays were all that was needed.

Another example was that ECW was the first of the big three to rip open that proverbial “fourth wall”, and proceed to bust it down over and over again. Not insulting it’s fan base, the promotion would regularly make personal lives of the roster known. Who knew that Sabu had his neck legitimately broken, or who knew that Raven pissed off the fans so bad he had to apologize somewhat out-of-character? This was happening at a time where if a guy on WWE or WCW television was injured, they’d be written out of storyline because of a “convenient occurrence”.

While ECW will be featured prominently in this list, this is just a taste of how important this promotion would be.

To cap off this part of the chapter, it should also be noted that both WWE and WCW took ECW to their advantages. Both companies raided talent at different points, and even began to soften up strict programming policies with more violent tendencies. By the end of the 1990s, ECW was sadly starting to look like an imitator to the game it innovated. Paul Heyman wasn’t willing to change his ‘baby’ for the mainstream, and therefore ECW would die as a promotion that probably had the most promise to take down the big guys.

2. Steroids (Or lack thereof, but they’ll never completely go away.)

Back in the 1980’s, the World Wrestling Federation made physique an important concept in character creation.

Instead of men like The Crusher whose beer guts were practically synonymous with their alter ego, new blood like Road Warriors Hawk and Animal (yes I know they’re NWA at the time) were ripped, fresh, young, and primed with potential.

Of course getting that six-pack abs and the sick traps would mean getting a little extracurricular help.

Although not an entirely new phenomenon, the injections of anabolic steroids would undoubtedly be the biggest tool (in addition to regular workouts) in helping shape new/muscular bodies.

Instead of Nick Bockwinkel...

...We get WARRIYAH!!!!!

The shit would hit the fan soon enough on this craze.

The man in the WWE largely responsible for handling the injections, Dr. George T. Zahorian III, would be tailed by the federal government. This led to the doctor’s arrest, and a humiliating court case for the WWE. Between 1989-1994, the WWE had it’s name pretty much destroyed, while losing a lot of money with all-time low revenue.

As a direct result, the whole roster got “smaller”.

Heading the charge of talent would be Bret Hart, a 6’0” 230 pound Canadian who would usher in “The New Generation” in later 1992. In his wake, men like Shawn Michaels, chicken-legged Diesel (Kevin Nash), “fat-ass” Undertaker (as opposed to the skinner one that’s been in action for the last decade), amongst others, would grab the spotlight instead of men like Hogan, who jumped ship to WCW. Never mind the fact Hogan looked like an ass in federal court.

While steroids are always going to be a part of wrestling, at least the major crackdown in the 1990s led to “healthier” looking performers. The Wellness Policy WWE has in place today is an evolutionary stance on this belief, and there have been people suspended because of the juice (Orton, I’m looking at you!).

3. The Monday Night Wars

Wrestling on television is one area where the profession has really evolved over the years.

From your DuMont Channel bouts with Freddie Blassie to Jim Crockett’s NWA (National Wrestling Alliance) on TBS at 6:05, professional wrestling has always had a spot at the proverbial dinner table (I mean tube).

Most of the matches shown until the mid-1990’s where primarily bigger names going over jobbers. Very rarely were there epic title clashes shown on television, outside of big name programs like Saturday Night’s Main Event and Clash of the Champions. Those weekly programs were designed for character evolution and hyping the local market cards. 

The radical turn of history occurred when Eric Bischoff, pretty much the main guy in WCW on a whim and a prayer, was asked the question, “How do you combat WWE?” Bischoff’s response was to put themselves head-to-head with WWE on Mondays, because WWE had RAW. Turner gave the okay, and Bischoff went IMMEDIATELY to work.

On September 4th, 1995, at the Mall of America, Monday Night Nitro premiered on TNT to huge ratings. Ric Flair and Sting head-lined the show, but the major attraction would be the appearance of one Lex Luger.

Luger, who had been with the WWE since his stint in the fledging WBF (that crappy bodybuilding promotion that died off quick) in 1992, was in contract negotiations with Vince McMahon. Although Luger was with WWE the night before, the contract was never renewed, and therefore the big man showed up completely unannounced. This left the announcers dismayed, but the paying audience were in a frenzy!

This would the first amongst a series of bombshell/landmark moments for the fast-rising Nitro brand.

Between throwing out the “trash” (which would be Medusa chucking the WWE Woman’s Championship in the can on live air), and the formation of what would be the nWo , a refreshed WCW would soon take over the ratings from a stale WWE.

While it’s been said Vince was really close to losing his company, it’s also true that Vince decided to go where no man has boldly gone before.

With a little ‘Attitude’.

After a particularly disastrous episode of RAW from Europe in early 1997, which saw Owen Hart become European Champion in an epic match with Davey Boy Smith, Vince completely re-modeled the program. From the TitanTron, to the ring skirts, to the theme song (which was Marilyn Manson briefly before turning over to Thorn in Your Eye), and then right down to the script, RAW’s transformation became an edgier product.

It would be another year before fans would see the realization as WCW was still kicking ass and taking names, even if the show was a little repetitive.

April 13th, 1998 would be a massive turning point in the war. Stone Cold Steve Austin, former WCW wrestler who had been given a complete re-christening in WWE, was WWE Champion defending his title against one Vince McMahon, chairman of the board and boss to Mr. Austin. Although the contest would be marred by other activities, the sheer spectacle of it all gave a surging RAW it’s first win in the ratings since 1996.

With a few exceptions, like Goldberg’s title win and Ric Flair’s return, WWE would win just about every week until the end, which was 2001.

What REALLY cemented WCW’s burial was one fateful night in 1999, January the 4th to be exact.

During the Nitro broadcast, which was up against the taped product of WWE, Tony Schiavone was told by Eric Bischoff to announce to the WCW audience that Mick Foley, who had wrestled as Cactus Jack for the company, is going to win the WWE Championship on their broadcast. “That’s gonna put some butts in the seats,” Tony quipped, which was another forced line into the mic.

Sure WWE showed their broadcast, and Foley’s title win was glorious. A NO-DQ match per stipulation, it was a wild brawl. While Rock’s Corporation stable mangled with Foley’s supporting D-Generation X stable, Austin’s music hit and the place EXPLODED!

Watch for potential Wellness fines! Remember, 2K a chair shot to the skull!

Waffled with a chair shot, Rock was pinned and, “Daddy did it!” exclaimed the newly crowned albeit exhausted champion Foley.

Turn over to the WCW broadcast, which booked a last-minute title match with Kevin Nash (who beat Goldberg at Starrcade with help of a tazer gun-toting Scott Hall) and Hulk Hogan, who had only returned earlier that night.

 Both men looked ready to do battle, but did a fake-out to the crowd. Hogan finger-poked Nash, and therefore became new champion. Outraged and delirious, fans were sure never to see this promotion again and the ratings proved it.

Although the War would end in 2001, the way the conflict revolutionized television is still with us today.

For example, WWE’s production values are very high-class, where in 1995 it was somewhat low-budget. Also there are high-end main events every week, while beforehand you’d be lucky to see a big star squash a jobber just a few years before. It’s small, but very noticeable, in the grand scheme of things.

4. VINCE f’ing RUSSO

Okay, put down the pitchforks and sawed-off shotguns.

Long before Russo would be credited (along with Ed Ferrera) for killing WCW, Russo was just a magazine editor.

With an imagination!

Russo’s hand at writing in the WWE Magazine, under the pseudonym Vic Venom circa 1995 or so, was mainly featuring fantasy feud articles.

Apparently it caught the other Vince’s attention.

As a “reward”, or really trying to see what would stick, Vince (McMahon) gave Vince (Russo) and Ed the task of writing RAW in early 1997.

As noted before, the transformation would take time to see results, but what would result was glorious television.

Unlike the bland era of once before, this new colorful era would feature complex storylines (some of which didn’t make sense), swearing, sexual content, swerves, and other notables that eventually would all become trademarks under the Russo bandwagon.

D-X’s antics? Russo.

Kane and Undertaker’s feud, all the way from the beginning in 1997ish? Russo.

Beaver Cleavage? Russo.

Survivor Series 1998? Russo.

But with prime power comes prime responsibility.

The editing/molding of Vince McMahon helped Russo reign in the writer’s talents, and thus made Russo’s exaggerations a great tool for the tube.

In 1999 though, after being handed SMACKDOWN to his plate, Russo resigned from WWE and headed to the “greener pastures” of WCW.

Less said the better.

5. THE GIMMICKS

Perhaps the biggest evolutionary change of the 1990’s was perhaps how gimmicks, aka character traits, were handled.

At the start of the 90’s (and this is speaking strictly of the WWE), most men had a character and played to that character. Hogan was an All-American hero, Ultimate Warrior was a high-strung fanatic who believed in the power of the Gods above him, and Mr. Perfect was, well, PERFECT!

In the mid-1990’s, WWE TV was going down the tubes and creative tried to do something, well, creative.

These were some of the following gimmicks used in this time: a pirate (Jean-Pierre Lafitte), a garbage man (Duke Droese), MANTAUR, KWANG, a friar/flatulent rotund man (Mike Shaw, bless you sir), WHO, WHAT (oh wait, that’s later in 2001), and other men whose lives who would be laced with failed characters.

(I’ll save you by not posting videos of those hideous creations.)

In conjunction with ‘The Wars’, WWE’s program was under fire like it had never been before. While the storylines were picking up steam in later 1996, the characters were still just that, characters. Men had to portray whatever was in front of them.

Fast forward to later 1997, and ‘Blaze of Glory’ just happened. To those new to the business, that term is used to describe an infamous Shawn Michaels promo where he stuffed gauze down his pants and made somewhat-obscene gestures to Jim Ross, all the while setting up that GREAT Hell in the Cell encounter with Undertaker. Vince originally fined Shawn $10,000 for the endowed on-air display, but later reneged the penalty.

Instead, this ushered in another piece of ‘Attitude’. Now in addition to more violent matches and raunchier storylines, the character development changed dramatically. Instead of trying to clear-cut defined characters on a piece of paper, men were told just to act like themselves.

This led to New Age Outlaws telling your ass to call somebody, Edge being ‘Broody’, and Mick Foley (in any of his alter egos) owning everyone on the microphone with his world-class promo ability first seen in ECW.

 

 

And that’s before we get to Stone Cold Steve Austin and Triple H, who quite frankly, were starting to do their own thing before that promo took place.

While character gimmicks starting to take shape again in the mid-2000’s, it is important to note that of all the elements in the 1990’s that made that decade so special, the gimmicks may have had one of the more profound changes. Going from a concrete portrayal to acting like yourself allowed the men (and women for that matter) to display a personal side that mainly complimented the character while adding depth and charisma.

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CONCLUSION:

Although professional wrestling had a successful boom period in the 1980s, the decade that would soon follow would completely turn the business on its head.

Between multiple changes of the guard, new styles, and new ideas when it came to producing a product, the 1990s is a decade that quite frankly is one of the more creative entities in sports-entertainment history.

This article was a grand look back at some of the reasons why the 1990s were such a radical departure from the wrestling culture of the past. Chalk it up to imagination, competition, desperation, you name it. The landscape of wrestling forever changed in the 1990s thanks in small part to ‘keeping up with the times’.

HAPPY F’ING BIRTHDAY TO ME!

Friday, August 3, 2012

CM Punk Is NOT The Bad Guy!

(‘EY YOO!)

When CM Punk attacked The Rock on RAW 1000, I was actually cheering for the Second City Saint.

While much has been talked about on WWE television concerning the manner, there is one part of the angle that hasn’t been discussed yet, and quite honestly I’m shocked.

Let’s watch the ‘initial’ pipe-bomb of Punk’s again:

The video above cuts to the point (or 4:50 if it botches) where Punk mentions how Dwayne (Johnson) is in the main event of Wrestlemania for 2012, and he isn’t. A dangerous little bit of foreshadowing for sure, and it doesn’t help that Punk actually defended the WWE Championship on that particular program.

Let’s all get back to RAW 1000, shall we?

CM Punk enters the ring after Daniel Bryan got dumped at the altar. How ‘bout that AJ has General Manager of RAW, eh? Anyways, Punk tells Bryan that yeah, you got stood up, get the hell out of my ring because I’m the best. Bryan then notes how he is the best and out comes Rock. Rock badmouths Bryan, and then gives him a wedding present (aka Rock Bottom).

This all happens while Punk stands in the background as a passerby. As WWE Champion no less.

So where I see the next few months is this: Punk defends the title at SummerSlam against Big Show and John Cena, where he is the tweener. Punk will be a tweener for the summer plus fall, and only be a heel temporarily for the Rock angle. Kind of like Shawn Michaels in 2005 with Hogan’s story, only to be turned face again by Chris Masters.

This is one of those rare times where though the crowd will ultimately decide the deposition of a particular character, I’m going to state again I agree with CM Punk.

Imagine being one of the hardest working men, year in and year out. Accolades are plentiful, and the gimmick infectious. Somehow, you get upstaged by a guy who quite frankly only comes in for the infrequent pop? And he gets a bigger piece of the poontang pie than you? (Bret Hart must be thinking, yeah, this is what Hogan did to me!) Punk has every right to be upset, and in continuity to the pipe bomb, I hope he kicks Rock’s ass at the Rumble.

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DVD Corner

There are two major pre-orders available that are sure to be must-buys.

The first up for grabs is CM Punk: Best in the World. This collection (3 discs for DVD, 2 for Blu-ray) features a nearly two-hour documentary on the life and career of one Phil Brooks (no relation to anti-Straight Edge Roaster Foster Brooks). A teaser trailer released not too long ago had interviews by many people not normally seen on compilations, like Curt Hawkins and COLT CABANA! In addition, there are multiple bonus matches that span Punk’s relatively short time in WWE, ranging from OVW to his soon-to-be legendary match with Bryan at Over the Limit. Here’s a list of what to expect on the set, courtesy of Amazon.com:

Disc 1
A New Day
Spaceboy
Backyard Fame
Taking to the Road
Launching Pad
Constantly Learning
Dark Cloud
Not The Prototype
Outcast Champion
Having Fun
A Challenge
Saving Society
Frustrated Beyond Belief
Hometown High-Pressured Situation
The MAN
Special Features
High School Sports
CM Punk - The Name
Scull Fracture
OVW vs. Albright
From Extra to Champion
December to Dismember
The Hat
"The Most Insulting Thing You Could Say To Me"
A Conversation with Liars
Title in the Fridge
Natalie's T-Shirt
"Teenage Anarchist"

Disc 2
Finals Match in the OVW World Heavyweight Tournament
Brent Albright vs. CM Punk
OVW 3/1/06
CM Punk's WWE in Ring Debut vs. Justin Credible
ECW 8/1/06
ECW Championship Last Chance Match
CM Punk vs. John Morrison
ECW 9/4/07
Money in the Bank Ladder Match
Wrestlemania 24
World Tag Team Championship Match
CM Punk and Kofi Kingston vs. Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase
RAW 10/27/08
No DQ Match for IC Championship
CM Punk vs. William Regal
RAW 1/19/09


Disc 3
TLC Match for World Heavyweight Championship
CM Punk vs. Jeff Hardy
Summerslam 2009
CM Punk's Hair vs. Rey Mysterio Joining SES
CM Punk vs. Rey Mysterio
Over the Limit 2010
WWE Championship Match
CM Punk vs. John Cena
Money in the Bank 2011
WWE Championship Match
CM Punk vs. Chris Jericho
Wrestlemania 28
WWE Championship Match
CM Punk vs. Daniel Bryan
Over the Limit 2012
Blu-Ray Extras
No plan B
Saxophone
Easter Greeting
Chicken Wings and Apple Pie
Most Recognizable Tattoo
Fish Tattoo
Traveling with Ace
No Microphone
ECW Arena Match
Hanging with Eddie Guerrero
Trainer
Driving Away With the Title
Wrestling Camp
"They're Gonna Hate Me"
Six People, 1 Room
I'm a Paul Heyman guy
The Marathon
@CMPunk
The Bus Tour
Kofi's Challenge
Wrestlemania Day
A Day at the Ball Field
True Respect
Finals Match in the IC Championship Tournament
CM Punk vs. Rey Mysterio
Armageddon 2008

While the matches may leave people wanting, the documentary is a sure-fire draw. If this is even half as good as Stone Cold’s, The Rock’s, Shawn Michaels’, or ECW’s, you’re in for a treat!

The second option available maybe a retread, but a very worthy one. Brock Lesnar: Here Comes the Pain was a documentary originally produced in 2003, when Brockamania was at its peak. Now with his return to the WWE, Brock’s career is being touched up on. There is going to be about a half hour worth of additional footage added to the existing piece, making this more comprehensive than last time. While extra matches have yet to be announced, do not be surprised if a lot of Smackdown matches from 2002-2004 are included, as well as the brawl between Cena and Lesnar at this past year’s Extreme Rules. I would laugh my ass off if they include Brock’s mariachi band segment from 2004, as it really showed off how much of a dick Lesnar could be. I’d also laugh if the Goldberg match from Wrestlemania XX is included with Lesnar quipping how bad the match is (ala Mick Foley about the Kennel from Hell from ‘Hard Knocks & Cheap Pops’). I’ve only seen the original documentary once and it was good, so with this updated material, it has the makings of a classic.

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Hey, my birthday is less than a week away. Time to see what other match could I review…